POINT OF ORDER! i hired this oliveblood to stare at you
CROSS(?) EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! for fun
POINT OF ORDER! you get the next shift
POINT OF ORDER! AND INDEPENDENT CONTRACTORS which is what this position is
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! the other employees/interns/contractors, the clients, DEFINITELY opposing attorneys, and when everyone in the office is appropriately surveiled also passersby from out the window if you don't mind this is a new and innovative marketing technique i just came up with
♯ok are they ♯staring at me or merely ♯looking at me the same way you ♯glance at a ♯stranger on the street can they ♯see who i really am or can they only ♯see what everyone else ♯perceives can they ♯look at me & ♯feel the ♯weight of something & can they ♯determine is it ♯mine or is it ♯theirown
DIRECT(?) EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! staring at you with big ol eyes
OBJECTION! LEAVE MY INDEPENDENT CONTRACTORS ALONE???? SEE YOU IN COURT
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