Everywhere I fucking go I have people hating me literally just because I’m Dirk fucking Strider. I’m so fucking sick of this shit.
I'm sorry.
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Because. I’m too abrasive, or too awkward, or too volatile, or too fucking honest. Because I’m not fucking Dave, or because they felt like I was staring too fucking hard. The list goes on and fucking on and if I kept going I would just start listing all the goddamn ways I get compared to Dave.
I have considered this like you would not fucking believe.
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… I appreciate it, but not many people agree.
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I would sooner actually die than go bald, I won’t lie.