♠ hated by @consecratedGrievance
YOU. *YOU.* HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO DROP OUT AT LITERALLY ANY TIME. THE LITERAL INSTANT YOU SHUT UP AND GET OFF THIS CHITT, I CAN WASH BOTH MY PRONGS AND MY GANDERBULBS OF THIS *ENTIRE* ENCOUNTER AND CARRY ON BEING THE MOST UNINTERESTED TROLL EVER TO HAVE ONTOLOGICALLY *ZERO* INTEREST IN YOU IN THE WAY YOU'VE SO CLEARLY MISCONSTRUED. SO JUST PUT DOWN THE PALMHUSK. STEP AWAY FROM THE SCREEN. BREATHE. GO OUTSIDE AND TOUCH SOME LAWN FLORA. WHATEVER THE FUCK SOOTHES YOUR VIGOROUSLY JABBERING NUGBONE. FIND PEACE, KANKRI VANTAS. JUST DO IT WAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM *ME.*
FIRST OFF, I THINK THAT ANY TEXT-TO-VOICE SCREEN READER THAT DIDN'T COME WITH AN *EXTREMELY* ADVANCED DE-QUIRKING FUNCTION THAT WAS BEING USED ON THIS WEBSITE WOULD TURN INTO A SONIC GRENADE PRETTY DAMN FAST. SECOND, MY TOXIN SAC IS WORKING OVERTIME TO TRY AND FILTER OUT THE DIZZYING SLURRY COMING FROM YOUR TYPESTUBS RIGHT NOW AS I READ THIS. AND IT'S MAKING ME SO VIOLENTLY ILL THAT I CAN FEEL MY FUCKING SKIN WILTING. YOU ARE GIVING ME FUCKING JAUNDICE. PASS. AS IN PASS AWAY. BADLY. AND EXPEDIENTLY. FUCK YOU.