when a new clown hits the timeline but their posts aren'T immediately #likethat so you check and it takes 14 seconds to find a post that shows they are, in fact, #likethat many such cases, unfortunately!
sure but the general vibe of this chitt is some purples are fucking murder-hungry and some aren'T man. not trying to psychoanalyze you
(•⍜•) w꩜aH, y꩜u sLaNdErInG ReLiGi꩜n? CrAzY W꩜Rk aT PlAy hErE. i mAy n꩜t pRaCtIcE It mYsElF… ꩜FtEn… BuT I AiN’T JuDgIn eItHeR!
hey man i just started a new religion. our tenets are that we all form a big line and just kick you in the crotch really hard. all fucking night long. it would be really, really fucked up if you said no because that would be against my religion. thanks man.
(•⍜•) i d꩜n’t pRaCtIcE It bUt i’m n꩜t g꩜nNa fUcKiNg jUdGe iT MaN, aNd i cAn’t f꩜rCe y꩜u iNt꩜ It. I’M JuSt tElLiNg y꩜u t꩜ MiNd yA BuSiNeSs
the business in question: fucking culling people like me. okay man
(•⍜•) mAyBe d꩜n’t bE CuLl w꩜rThY MaN ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sImPlE SuGaR L꩜Ck iN. m꩜tHeRfUcKeRs tHaT L꩜Ck iN D꩜N’T GeT CuLlEd fR꩜M WhAt i sEe
i'D put a metal helmet on you and use your sponge like a stress ball bud.

Holy shit, clown bait of the century