worst part about using the public ablution trap is if soMMeone knocks soMMetiMMes i fuck up n say coMMe in
>> ¡'m ડure you aren't the on1y perડon ¡t'ડ happened to 1o1o1 aડ 1ong aડ the door ¡ડ 1ocked!
better th⟢n sque⟢king ⚙︎ut ⟢ p⟢nicked "inhere" ⟢nd then h⟢ving t⚙︎ w⟢lk ⚙︎ut ⟢s ⟢ fully seven f⚙︎⚙︎t t⟢ll gr⚙︎wn ⟢ss m⟢n ⟢nd l⚙︎⚙︎k th⟢t pers⚙︎n in the eye ⟢fter
im⟢gine expecting s⚙︎me little fr⟢il thing n⚙︎pe surprise, purple bl⚙︎⚙︎d
think i’d pay to see that happen i can only iMMagine the look on their face bahaha
dude MMaybe i should start respondin in a sMMall voice too iunno if i even can though MMy voice is pretty deep but it would be so fuckin funny
i wish i c⚙︎uld s⟢y i w⟢s d⚙︎ing it ⚙︎n purp⚙︎se even just the m⚙︎st undignified inv⚙︎lunt⟢ry s⚙︎und y⚙︎u've ever he⟢rd. c⚙︎uldnt replic⟢te it. i think y⚙︎u just need t⚙︎ be fully c⟢ught ⚙︎ff gu⟢rd f⚙︎r the full effect
daMMn MMaybe one day i’ll up n get MMyself into that situation it’s now on MMy list of goals