shot outs to problem sleuith he is lowdirkenuinely the only peron on this site who has ever been kind to me or nice to me -from the office of ace dick detective agency

>> that doeડ ડound p1anned! ડomebody needડ to get th¡ડ man ડome more hot ડurpr¡ડeડ ¡n h¡ડ 1¡fe
I'm WORKIN' on it, okay? The Redglare dame is a classy lady, you can't be rushin' someone with the feds like that.
I ain't fuckin' the goddamn elves for the last goddamn time! If there's any male floozys I'd be keepin' an eye on it'd be a troll one at the very least!
*elfs -from the office of ace dick detective agency

>> ડhe ડure ¡ડ, but ¡ wou1da thought a H¡gh C1aડડ man 1¡ke yourડe1f wou1dn't be want¡ng for company that ¡ડ juડt trag¡c that not enough peop1e ડee your prem¡er qua1¡t¡eડ, ડ¡r.

>> 👀
Don't get too excited alright that was somethin' said in the heat of the moment take it with a grain of salt and also don't mention it to anyone.

>> you have my WORD, ડ1euth and what good ¡ડ a man ¡f not for h¡ડ word ¡ ho1d ડuch deep reડpect for any man aડ accomp1¡ડhed aડ yourડe1f - not that anyone cou1d meaડure up to you, ડ¡r.
Alright, alright turn it down a few notches. It loses its luster when you lay it on too thick.

>> ડhame, ¡'ve a1wayડ been a fan of hav¡ng ¡t th¡ck ┐( ˘_˘)┌

