Shirt that says "I <> my emPloyees" on the front ANd the back has a list of all of their names.
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It's HARd keePing track of those things when you're as busy as we are. Can't say I've been Particularly FONd once they PuPate. No aPPeal.
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Hm. Envy. I feel envy TOWARdS you, dEAR REdGLARE. dOESN'T SOUNd like much of a Punishment but to each their own I suPPose.
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Oh. Hm... Yeah that is a bit of a dOWNER. I UNdERSTANd the dESIRE to AVOId such a toPic. ?dO you like ska?
