♠ hated by @cryptidDilettante

> real talk here. > why the FUCK does almost 60% of these inane shit-streaks for humans throw some form of pity party for themselves over their garbage and cushy lives? > holy cope! > you walking, pale cankersore postules are utterly hilarious! i can't help but to have myself the biggest chucklefuck fit of laughter after seeing it every. single. TIME!!! > stay sad you pissants, please, i need me a reason to get on and watch you slack-jawed knuckledraggers whine to get the meatiest laugh that i can physically push out of my airsacks! > LMAOOOOOOOO.