Your name is...Mike William or Micheal Williams if we wanna get technical here but, you much prefer to shorten your name to just Mike, see you got this kinda stuck up cynical attitude and you don't typically take shit from anyone nor really care on what people think of you, you come from a upper middle-class family but you like to pretend you're some big shot millionaire playboy, of course you aren't but alas a man can dream can't he? Your strifespecisbus consists of blade kind half-blade kind and pistol kind, you like to try to type with proper grammar and proper punctuation but you can sometimes mess up especially if emotions are running high or you're very tired, your chum handle is cynicalBastard cause you think that best describes your rather blunt and bit coldish personality, of course you can get along and show that you care but you like to be difficult cause it's fun and funny pushing peoples buttons why? Cause baby you got a ego complex and a bit of narcissistic traits.