♦ pitied by @dammArchy

the new album is out tonight / i can't wait to hear everyone's thoughts / drop in 4 hours
ttying balloons tto my moirail tto see how many itt ttakes ffor him tto ffloatt away. tthen i will ride on his back and attttack tthe heiress's airship

hehe like wut u c?~ ;) #selfie #model #onlyfins https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ded49391f6c8.png

i'm so sleep deprived / but i wanna say / my friends and fans are amazing / i love you all so much / i wanna make the best art i can for each and every last one of you

dat wuz a v great wriggling day nd #eridanweek!! i felt so speshul :)

got fired from my job / shows will be more infrequent

gonna hav sum beauty sleep 4 my wriggling day :3 i wanna b redy 4 da nite >:3 cya hoes <3
IMPORTTANTT DIAGRAM #nsffw httttps://ffile.garden/YVff6d8kttiBxoiEne/horngy/pecslol.png
i'm so mad i can'tt acttually ffightt my kismesis cause he's gott like a ffuckin purple beltt in karatte. nott cause he's a purpleblood butt because he kicks serious ass. my ass. itt hurtts. isn'tt tthatt shitt justt supposed tto be ffor selff deffense. i ttried itt outt butt my ffuckin POTTS makes itt hard ffor me tto sttand ffor long periods off ttime

o ya will do! :)

i decided that going to #eridanweek is more of a risk then it's worth / instead i'm taking a nap at my hive and writing music / i hope my producer won't be upset
wish i was betttter att chittttering i'm justt nervous aboutt being sentt deatth tthreatts like on grumblr
okay so my moirail has been ttaking my bulletts outt off my guns while cleaning my shitt up. ffirstt off all i didn'tt even wantt him tto clean up second off all tthose are my bulletts tthird off all i've been consisttenttly ttaking my medicattion so tthere's no need ffor him tto ttake my bulletts
most people avoid that house you're in, but there should be a blonde woman coming soon! she wears pink sometimes? she's not the most reliable though.
spices in the kitchen, makes the monsters freak out and they bonk their head on something. don't hurt the human. have fun i guess.

please don't / genuinely / you know why i'm doing this
every so often i get the yearning to be a dog again feeling. it just seems so fun!

good band / run by two awesome trolls
i'VE been saying this
In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity. You have an excuse to purchase many more breadsticks now.

only time we both agree nd nevr again :/

i tink xefros deserves da wurld

i tink xefros shuld be mor assertive tbh tbh guy needs 2 show othrs he aint a pushover :/

ya ofc im here u dumass were else wuld i b???
haha hey everyone! kinda new here but Xcited to make some new friends X:)
anyone else feel like the thrashthrust snowglobes performance this season has really fallen off? they really havent been the same since Xultan matzos... X:( #ripXultan #sports #arenastickball #thrashthrustsnowglobes
ive heard olive garden is pretty good but sadly ive never gone. my moirail tells me the practice of having catXdants is an Xample of how pervasive caste determinism is in society. that the act of having a feline species of lusus grants you more opportunities for upward movement than other olivebloods in the same caste is an Xample of how the empire pits members of the same caste against each other, which effectively prevents solidarity within a caste as much as between castes. you see the same tactiX in the way violetbloods are forced to persecute each other in games of social ostracization such that no troll can really trust anyone and we all basically hate each other XXD i dont really understand it all but it sure does sound profound!





