chittr
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I'm gonna see how long it takes for him to deny it. #vaguepost

Kult: +100
Kull: +105
Total: 205
Ratio: 0.95

Fake irony? Dude you learned irony from a version of us. It’s not fake. It’s learned a breed. It’s like a fucking pony man. It’s all up to itself turned into an alicorn and now it’s a fucking princess of irony. Shit be making itself noticed on every word and sentence.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Dude no I didn’t. My bro was dead long before I existed because time bullshit on when my meteor hit ground. He didn’t teach me shit. Wish he had though. Fuck all I had to grow up on was a few nursing bots that i repurposed for other things when i figured out how to and a few moves he left behind. Lived out on my own for years in the middle of a damn ocean with an apartment all to my own.

Then how would I have learned irony from a you dude?

Okay stop it.

Quit.

Don't play with me. You might only get 4 gallons. Did I say 5? Idk. You'll get one gallon less of apple juice.

Fuck. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Damn but I was actually curious on how he thought that worked.

I just don't wanna get more notifications from you guys yapping.

Oh whoops. Yeah that’s fair.