[Maybe] I'[ll] go [snowboarding]... I [haven]'t g0ne down the [mountain] [slope] in [a] [wipe]!
[Gravity] knocks everyone [around]! There's [a] [lot] [of] things you [can] [control] in [life] but [gravity] on the [planet] isn't one [of] them. [That] doesn't [mean] you [shouldn]'t [have] [fun] with it
a!nt had my feet ()n a place w!th grav!ty that wasnt c()ntr()lled by s()me()ne !n a l()ng t!me yet must be free!n t() g() tumbl!n d()wn the sl()pes
Ohh [are] you [off]-[world]? [That] sucks! The [slopes] [are] [really] [fun]. Very [cold] though!
!ve been w()rk!n ()n l!l hell f()r s()me sweeps n()w. space stat!()n that d()ubles as res()urce c()llect!n eff()rt anna vacay res()rt f()r the el!te ! w()uld l()ve t'feel the rusha c()ld ()n my face headed d()wn the sl()pes
!'m ()ne a the mechan!cs ()n b()ard. !t a!n't great, c()uld be w()rse. 'Least b!g man's putt!ng my sk!lls t() g()()d use
At [least] you're doing something [useful] [yeah]! I [keep] getting [fired] [from] my jobs... so I [like] to [hear] [about] [what] other [trolls] do!
A [lot] [of] [employers] don't seem to [like] me giving them suggestions [all] the time! But there [are] [dangers] everywhere [and] I seem to be the [only] [troll] in every [workplace] who recognizes them...