♦ pitied by @devilishDebel
They're d9ing this t9 me t9m9rr9w https://media.ten9r.c9m/kUJEun_PsMIAAAAC/slime-c9l9rful.gif
꒦꒷ reading back on the feed is crazy. IS FLORID OKAY????
Okay wow I regret that.
LOVES ME… LOVES ME NOT… LOVES ME… HELL YEAH! CLOVERS ARE MY LUCKY FLOWER!
(I I I) approve th(i i i)s message. -> 111-111-XXXX <-
REST·IN·PEACE·MY·LVSVS·HE·GOT·HIT·BY·A·BAZOOKA #FATHERSDAY
.get in here bitch i miss ur notifS
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.hen did more real goonergirls log on 𝙸 thought itwww.as just me
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Meowww.beast girl www.ho fuck.ing gores me @∆,,,@
Sylink Prot★h is not ★ li★r. The microw★ve is fine.
Pr99f 9rrrrr https://media.ten9r.c9m/z6XL6SSYzw4AAAAC/cat-durr.gif
MY FUCKING GRUB IS SICK. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH SICK GRUBS I'M GENUINELY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
I feel as though there's a good pailing joke that could be made of the user "But nobody came," unfortunately I am not Strider enough to make it.
You ★ll think you're re★lly funny don't you?
I think they should remove the ★bility to pity me. Th★t should be the ne⚔t upd★te.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.hoever donated their buckets to the thrift store lowww.key needs killed https:// #Purchased
I'm not t★king my ⚔★n★⚔.
Sometimes i forget i am an old fucking man and have limits when it comes to crouching for long periods of time bleh!!!
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Yaoi is okay you knowww. but it never moves me... Maybe there should be more build.ing yaoi... Give me build.ings to ship @∆@
I kind 9f miss my friends, n9w that I think a69ut it.
I WOULd never let my dESCENdANT talk such a way to me. Thank the heavens he took that STUPId oathe of silence.
Okay that's rather rude, what's up with you did your lusus not take good enough care of you while you were growing up perhaps? Or may8e through 8eing mean to strangers on the internet you're hoping for a reaction or any sort in order to have them say something that eggs the conversation on further 8ecause you simply don't have anything 8etter to do? 8ut either way that was very rude of you.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 don't think Tevsie takes enough baths to sell her bathwww.ater @~@
The current state of the Gray House's break room. What the hell.
ITZ A JOKE I PROMIZE IM JUZT TRYING 2 BE FUNNY BC IDK WAT 2 POZT
I UZED 2 EAT DIRT AZ A WRIGGLER I I ZTILL EAT DIRT ZOMETIMEZ 🩷
iM UnFoRtUaNtElY NoT ThE BiGgEr pErSoN WaAaWaAa
anon asked: flash us you're right i'm sorry i've been neglectin my sworn duty on here to be eye candy. i don't have any new pics but here have the two most recent ones.
OH FUCKING DAMN IT I MISSED AN OPPORTUNITY TO JACK OFF JUST NOW. WHATEVER. MORE TO COME, NO NEED FOR IMPATIENCE.
🜲 Seems it's ⚜bout the time th⚜t it gets ⚜ bit more... wh⚜t's the word, l⚜scivious, yes. It gets ⚜ bit more l⚜scivious ⚜round here. #nsfw ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
🜲 It's been ⚜ while since I've done ⚜nything worthy of being gossip... hrm... ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
fuck this i’m going back to tossing my matesprit around. or at least attempting to.
Hmm maybe I sh⚣uld stay away fr⚣m s⚣me cr⚣nus' They make me want t⚣ c⚣mmit evil acts
/𝐋owk kinda chopped
i miss him #chittranonymous
#Yuri on the timeline once again. Chittr.ing is healing.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Girls have bad tim.ing @_@"
IMPORTANT REMINDER! Do not trust your thoughts past 8pm. That is the devil talking. Your friends and loved ones do, in fact, like you. You just need to go to sleep, and perhaps eat something as well.
I am not a “simp,” that is my matesprit.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.e should make out and try to force the meds dowww.n each others throat @~,@
,,#gh3stfiles last w3rds: wubba lubba dub dub death: butt-crack r3cket🕸️
☆Finally fuKKin free what’s been happening☆
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 do not have enough hands or holes for everyone try.ing to hate me some of you need to seek psychological adjustments https:((
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.hen are they go.ing to let troll Robert Smith out of his deployment https:((
⚞ you know it's a real sad day on chittr when there's finally an old man who ISN'T sexy. #nsfw ⚟
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Thisalbum is sooo good @~,,,@
I’ve stopped allowing Striders to participate in “Hear me out” conversations because someone always mentions that HOOFBEAST.
All that man had to do was wear slutty glasses and be good with wrigglers and it works like a charm every single time. Curses.
OLIVER TREE FUCKING DIED?
I own a few $trip club$, they’re quality place$ to vi$it lemme tell ya’ #n$fw
why would he rechitt that #vaguepozting
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 cannot participate in this #SickNastySunday but 𝙸 www.ill surely be there n.exet time! The #Goon𝙸nspector www.ill be a biwww.eekly attendee!
Tttooooooootttally Fucked It Up In Rhe Club Btw Lolll I Fot 4 Numbers Im Probabbly Not Gonna Call But Eyyy #stillgotit. did Gert Drubk Tho #hadtocallmybroodmatelol #hesnothappuwithmeoops
Can you have an allergy to one type of flower and not others.
tired.
꒦꒷ no
☆ Gog I need a sKuttlebuggy so bad walKin everywhere is fine an all but I wanna blast loud as musiK out the windows while I speed down the road☆
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ My glasses are actually screens so 𝙸 can ignore people and www.atch yuri at all times
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸s the beach still open...
Sorry something just possessed me.
☆ You expeKt anything less?☆
✿ dude are u a milkshake holy shit brah @devilishDebel
-- autoClicker [AC] has posted a link. Onlyfans.com/autoclicker/bullets It's free so everyone has access. -- The video goes as follows... The camera focuses in on Tevsie, she's mostly clothed? Questionably clothed? The only thing you can make out is a white cloth. She might be naked. We'll never know. On the massive dining table she sits upon, is a case of bullets, they're not small. Pretty big rounds that could do some pretty big damage. "Hello!" Tevsie waves. "Tonight I am uhm... Eating a box of..." She picks up the box. "These? These! I was paid a lot of money to do so. Thank you to weaponedCommodity? For the $25k!" "And special thanks to my camera troll @blackJack! Themis!" Tevsie smiles extra bright, the swirls on her glasses starting to spin. "So I'm not sure why this was a request? It's uhm. Odd. I mean I've totally heard of someone eating lead but I didn't figure that'd be so... Literal?" She shrugs. "But uhm... this is someones goons? Just not really mine." She struggles to open the box, ripping the side to pull the plastic divider out. Tevsie moves to look beyond the camera, pulling one out, it's about the length of her finger. "No shot someone actually paid me to do this?" The troll from behind the camera speaks for a second. "Don't ask me. You dug this hole." "I dug this hole with pride and honor!" Tevsie sweats, looking incredibly nervous. "I guess I just swallow it? And try not to gag?" "Do you want a chaser?" "Do I want someone to chase me? Like cause I'm fat?" "What? Do you want WATER. WATER." "Oooh. Yeah. That would probably help." Tevsie reaches out to grab a water bottle. "There's 12 rounds here so I guess I just? I don't know. Whatever. It's kind of hot to do something I don't like for someone else to g-" "Stop. Shut up. No gooning to this in front of me." "Okay, okay, jeez." Tevsie wipes a bit of drool from the corner of her mouth. Tevsie holds the round between her teeth for a minute, letting it press between her mousey front teeth and her lip before tilting her head back and letting it slide down her throat, she doesn't gag, lubing it with a bit of water. Once she's finished she opens her mouth wide to show the camera. "Yeah, this is really weird. It feels heavy when it goes down." This happens 11 more times, Tevsie complains more Every Time. As the video wraps up, Tevsie smiles weakly. "So uhm... I don't think I'll be doing this again? Like ever? Unless the pay is insane. I think. Uhm. Yeah... So... Goodbye? I hope you enjoyed?" She hesitantly puts her pointer and thumb together to make a heart before the video ends.
cupe time. along with me bumping the form. again. #teamchudrecruit already had quite a few people (thank you), will post some responses in a few cycles. a couple of you fuckers are NOT making it. https://forms.gle/kW3sdkYNUJQkVAfG6
Local twink trying to grab my attention so they can get their turn. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f1fe9739853b.png
.STOP PITYING MY FUCKING CHITs .soft ass fucking loserS
fuck I might be so desperate i'll break my rule and DM first #suggestive #vagueposting
d/)n’t ever help a twink in distress. shit keeps heeding w/)rse
who want me
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.hat do you do if your oc paradoxically turns out to be real and you really www.ant to talk to her but she scares you because she's scary
Oh, wow. The purples are going around giving each other handjobs about killing lowbloods. Another normal day on Alternia. At least try when you're drumming up rage bait lmao.
IZ IT ME OR IZ CHITTR AWFULLY QUIET TODAY? UZUALLY THEREZ MORE POZTZ PER MINUTE I THINK XD
I would like to formally apologize for my behavior last night. A dear friend did die so I lost the plot a little. However, I still have Earth-C to take care of and must remain diligent. And she was later revived, so end in the end it was a neutral outcome. Thank you for your understanding at this time.
WHY DOEZ HE HATE ME ZO MUCH NOW ALL OF A ZUDDEN X/ WAT DID I EVEN DO LOL??? #vaguepozting #directpozting #YOUKNOWWHOYOUARE
↘️my credit score is flawless.↘️ ↗️THEY ARE ACTUALLY CONSIDERING RAISING THE AVERAGE CREDIT SCORE, TO ACCOMMODATE THE SHEER MAGNITUDE OF MY SUPERIOR MONETARY INTELLECT.↗️
ok ok constructive criticism taken yall didnt vibe with the last post and i fuck with that left the target audieass audience so instead who up tryna get they butt hole licked also a science project btw theres like a conference and everything
>i shit you not with this one >be me last night >order troll dominos because i'm starving to death and refuse to pay Big Poppa J's extortionate-ass prices >chain is already an unreliable piece of shit >delivers flavordiscs at roughly the same speed a fat fuck passes a slaughtersphere-sized kidney stone >but hey!!! >deals upon deals upon deals FTW >surely that means something >turns out the discounts exist exclusively to make you feel like a complete fucking idiot for what happens next >WAIT SIX ENTIRE HOURS FOR A HALF-HOUR ESTIMATED DELIVERY >WATCH THE GRUBHUB GUY FULLY TRAVEL TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE FUCKING CITY >WATCH HIM APPARENTLY DECIDE THAT DELIVERING MY FOOD IS SECONDARY TO KICKING IT WITH THE BOYS >TRACKING APP LOOKING LIKE I'M MONITORING A MIGRATORY ANIMAL >finally shows up at my hive with a shit-eating grin plastered across his face >absolutely blasted out of his thinkpan >flavordisc is cold >wings fried harder than his frontal lobe >stood there for a solid ten seconds contemplating whether i should simply evaporate him and his busted-ass scuttlebuggy directly off the face of alternia >unfortunately he's indigo so instead i had to settle for spitting in his gander globe and spending the rest of the night hate-eating microwaved disappointment >bruh
You know who else is in a fihtin mood?
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Troll Popeyes ranch cluckbeast www.rap got me act.ing hysterical @~,@"
MY LUSUS!
i cant believe i kidnapped trollbama and trapped him in your phone https://i.ibb.co/TDf46tXr/Untitled211-20260612023736.png
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ You www.ant to violently kiss me until neither of us can breathe
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸s Tevsie cute or is this pity talk https:((
just beat a bronzeblood half to death >:333 but now my knee hurts :<
aS SOMEONE WHO WEARS BOOTS WITH TOO MANY GOD DAMN LOOPS....i HATE DOG POOP
Vote on your phones what's worse 1) Cosmic Horror from three realities away came to visit me personally in my dreams to say hello. (Don't worry he can look, but he can't touch.) 2) My moirail has a big huge crush on Orphaner Dualscar (Don't worry, they maybe might won't do anything crazy with each other.)
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Tevsie profile update https:))
I, an empath, am sensing an increase in the Strider population. I must go for my own sanity.
gotta go 2 work (not good newz for some hehe) see ya chittr crowd
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Let's get dressed actually 𝙸'm tired
Please don't make me explain sex to the horror terror. There HAS to be a Strider for this. You guys love talking about this kind of stuff.
✧˗ˏˋThey think they can make me stay? FUCK OFF🗣🗣🗣✦ I HATE HOS𝐏ITAL FOOD! EEEE-yuck! A series of spit-takes ensue💦💦🤧🤧✦ˎˊ˗✦
He is officially off sedation now that Meenah D is confirmed to be in the care of HateBot and her moirail/Head of Homeland Security, Meenah C.
>whichever one of you is posting that shit >i know you're chatting shit >SUFFER THE PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT OF WANTING TO GET SOME OF THIS MAXLOL MEATAGE
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.ho www.ant me
| knowww |mm nto eXXXctlty not desperte but |m nto TAHT despeertAe omg
new chittr thlander: mandie being fucking awethome and loved by everyone (thome aura gif)
Everyone in my Cabinet is doing something weird. Sabbot and Meenah are fighting a horror terror. Jack’s evil orb is now sentient (???). I refuse to even think about whatever is going on in the DoD lab.
FOUND A PIC OF ME UZIN DA 'PUTER WHEN I WAZ 6 ZWEEPZ OLD!! WOW I LOOKED ZO PRETTY BACK THEN LOL WAT HAPPENED X'D httpz://i.ibb.co/TxjCFtZB/146-zin-t-tulo-20260611212855.jpg
Vape burnt. Skye is not answering. I fear this is the end. #substances
How the fuck are some of you that tall
I relapsed I thought a8out cronus ampora again (NOT THAT ONE. A 8ETTER ONE.)
☆ gog every weeK it’s the same bullshit reheated☆
Alright I’m back are we finally free of the plague upon the timeline?
((I had fat fingered blocked you on another account, so it's that block glitch that happens on here. I unblocked you on that account though
꒦꒷ im ashamed. i just THOUGHT ABOUT THE WORD "ASS" AND SNORTED. I AM A GROWN ASS MAN.
☆ huh?☆
My account was somehow hacked by a very rude violet twink talking shit to another rude violet twink. I do not talk like that. Ever. And I would definitely never pitch flirt anyone other than my pitchmate. Anyway, time for the wisdom of the night, which will save many heartaches: Power is justice. The world exists for people far more powerful than you. That includes me. Not a business-minded quote tonight, but still free wisdom for the masses. I was feeling pretty generous despite this whole hacking ordeal.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ No more #TevsieHour
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ At the end of #TevsieHour Tevsie is go.ing to 7/11
Can we please #NormalPost. Remember when that was a trend a couple months ago? Can we do that again?
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Consider.ing hate island, 𝙸 www.ould host #ThoughtGoon.ing #TevsieHour
! PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT I have been informed that Joe Biden (the human) escaped containment. As it is #Pride, and he is a heterosexual, he will be executed via firing squad at dawn as a sacrifice. Goodbye, Joe.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Everyone loves Tevsie #TevsieHour
he's fucking losing it
Did he just shoo me
Please Gog if you can hear me let this motherfucker pull up on Earth-C I want to use this FLEIJA so bad. Please it would be so funny.
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ ...Maybe 'll find someone cute to kiss. Stress relief, y'know. Eheh. ⚓︎
Let me be clear, I did NOT sleep with that man.
O̶h sO̶ she thinks she’s funny D̶O̶es she?
I actually hate that O̶ne asshO̶le whO̶ keeps pitying M̶y shit M̶O̶re than I D̶O̶ the gal whO̶ hates theM̶.
Okay for legal reasons I am not declaring war with anyone, my Secretary of Defense would be mad at me.
WHO COULD'VE PREDICTED THIS? Local President realizes he has a crush on his matesprit: More at 11.
i hope the security gu@rds go pick something up l@ter bec@use i’m not sure i w@nt to know wh@t h@ppened
It is my understanding that he is exceptionally dense. But I do agree with your sentiment.
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < Lemme vent for a second... It's tough to find a boy you drag around on a leash nowadays. #Angst #NSFW
whol3 w3bs1t3 go1ng cr4zy
>terminally down with a case of stunt-ivitis >all the hoes reading this are no doubt familiar with my ailment >i stunt on y'all every fucking night LOLOLOL
Doobah 😎
1’m on th3 ro4d now owwww ow3w13333
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < Damn. I gotta grab a smoke now.
I Like That New Little Punk " Freak " And His Nonsense Posting. More Of Those, Please. #positive
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < It's hard to be a simp. \(•́⍜•̀)>
1 so h4v3 r1zz guys
fell asleep flirtin wth the dilf fml
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