Pre-emptive apologies if Dick harasses any of you. He's a bit tech-illiterate. And social-norms illiterate. And frankly just illiterate, as far as I know.
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>> ડay, are ya hungry? how about we go get ડome food ¡n you, my treat. you can te11 me a11 about the w¡1d n¡ght you've had
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>> D¡d that ga1 teach you how to uડe the DMડ? You ડure you've got a hand1e on ¡t? And, ¡ have ડome good newડ for you, my fr¡end
yrs i can dm i think but maybe not since she stop rpelying to me maybe i send the message wrong -from the office of ace dick detective agency
>> or maybe ડhe juડt 1oડt her pa1mhuડk, y'know? fo1kડ theડe dayડ don't take care of the¡r goodડ the ડame way we ought to
i dont know man the floozys hate me man they are always scheming against me with problem sleuth too he is scheming with his male floozys nobody wants me to be happy man -from the office of ace dick detective agency
>> y'know buddy, ¡ actua11y juડt had a chat w¡th our good man ડ1euth, and he ¡ડ fee1¡ng except¡ona11y char¡tab1e ton¡ght he offered you a ડeat ¡n h¡ડ off¡ce on the n¡ce couch juડt don't go te11¡n' everybody about ¡t bc you don't want peop1e th¡nk¡ng he'ડ ડome k¡nd of ડoft¡e. c'mon, ¡'ve got the keyડ on me r¡ght now, we can ડ¡t and you can te11 me a11 about the 1ad¡eડ
man absolutely bring the twinks i will be there in 5 minutes -from the office of ace dick detective agency