♠ hated by @digitalDaruma
「dtubers should never have kanojo or kareshi, ai-chan. (´Д` ) boku has never been more disappointed in anatta. baka desu ka? anatta wa baka desu ka!?!?! (ノ`Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ gyahhh!!! megane-san has been your dedicated gachikoi for sweeps!!! NANDEMO... NANDEMOOOOOO!!!!!!...」 「kyahh... haa.... haa... *megane-san regains his composure*」 「ai-chan, anatta is my... eburything...megane-san's oshi, megane-san's life! kyahh... kyahhh..... these ugly byoys are leading you astray!! (´~`) come to boku... he'll pet your kyutiehairs with his chinscruff!! kekeke~~ only megane-san takes care of ai-chan and her special needsss~ (ФωФ)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gomenne, ai-chan... tsuki-desu, ai-chan... kanojo means boyfriend, and kareshi means girlfriend. anatta means you, ai-chan! the most pyurrfect kyutie kyah!! therefore, anatta wa baka desu ka means... are you frigging dumb or something, ai-chan! (゜ロ゜) nandemo is megane-san's sadcry, nyehh!! he cries out... whyyyy!!!! gachikoi are special trolls with many deepu deepu lovu-s for dtuber-chans.(/▽\)♪ like megane-san!]
