I should be allowed to bite someone's tits. #suggestive? I guess arguably #nsfw but I'd do that shit nonsexually, too.
Bahahhaha! You wish. It's okay. You're far from the first to wish anything when it comes to me.~
OKAY, YOU CAN LIE ALL YOU WANT, DICK RIDER. GET IT? IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR NAME, BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING HOE. BUT IN THE END THE BITCHES WANT ME, AND THE MANBITCHES ALSO WANT ME. OR TO BE ME I MEAN.
You are one of them. By the way, did you hear about the rave?
I am a dick rider, but I'm not a hoe. Say it like it is. I am a grade-A slut and I own that shit harder than you own your alleged superiority.
YOU ARE ENJOYING THIS TOO MUCH AND NOW I AM HAVING WEIRD FEELINGS. I AM ELECTING TO IGNORE THEM. I WIN. BYE BYE.
Fucking with people is my favorite hobby. You're welcome. Have fun.
I THOUGHT YOUR FAVORITE HOBBY WAS FUCKING PEOPLE. WITHOUT THE WITH THEM PART. BECAUSE OF THE SLUTTERY.
It's a very close second, admittedly.