Oh joy it is that time of day where I loathe myself again, joy I cannot wait to relive all my mistakes on loop as a theater of ancient deities watch in the replay of my life. Would anyone be willing to provide any kind of distraction before I drive myself mad?
UUHHHHHHHHHHH DO YOU WANT CORN? OR A CUTE ANIMAL TO HUG?
Cute animal seems like the obvious pick however im quite sure it would not exact be in the safest hands. So I suppose corn though I haven't the slightest clue how that helps.
CORN IS A MAGICAL THING KNOW TO CURE THE ROUGHEST OF TIMES BUT WE CAN STILL WORK WITH THE ANIMAL IDEA WHAT DO YOU LIKE :D
I would prefer for the corn I suppose to prevent my own body from instinctively attacking whatever poor creature gets to close. I'm still learning how to cut down on their instincts.