GINO! ARADYMS A-ANCESTOR IS A-COMING EXCUSE ME? DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT I FUCKING SAID?! SHUT UP! GET IN THE BACK RIGHT NOW! I GOTTA SAVE-A THE SPAGHETTI! THE TIME.. IT HAS FINALLY COME.. GOG HAVE MERCY ON ALL OF US.. MOSTLY ME. I HAVE TO TELL MY GIRLFRIEND I LOVE HER! HOLD ON- YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? WELL, YEAH. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY. WELL, SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW THAT? ... WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? WELL'A I DON'T WANT'A BREAKA HER HEART. HE'S A COOL CHICK! WELL WELL WELL.. HAVE MERCY ON MY SOULS PEASE IF IT ISNT GINO "SEXY TITS" FETTUCCINE WHY DONT YOU GO TO THE GYM AND LOSE A BUCK FIFTY? SO UH.. WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH, MASTER? WELL, FUCKACCINMO I WAS JUST COMING DOWN TO GET MY P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PIZZA... UNTIL I READ SOMETHING STRANGE ON MY GRUMBLR. YOUR GAY SPAGHETTI CHEF IS DATING MY SON.. AEUGH- YEAH! KNOCKED THE HECK OUT! *INCOHERENT MUMBLING.* YOU MUST BE GAY SPAGHETTI, CAN I CALL YOU SPAG? WHERE YOU FROM SPAG? WELL, I'M- I'M-A FROM A- UNLESS THE NEXT WORDS FROM YOUR MOUTH ARE NORTHWESTERN ALTERNIA YOU BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ILL MAKE YOUR ASSHOLE SO RED THAT IT CAN GUIDE SANTA'S SLEIGH- BUT THATS A DIFFERENT PLATE OF COOKIES FOR A DIFFERENT GLASS OF MILK. *INCOHERENT MUMBLING.* ARE YOU NORTHWESTERN ALTERNIAN? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO THE SIGNLESS WAS?! I WAS THERE! IN THOSE CAVERNS. HEY ANCESTOR! #NSFW #VIOLENCE
Aradym I've heard you ramble some real bullshit before but what the fuck are you on about
KONJIN HIVE.