[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- fƗ☪︎♱ƗΩn ƗΣ lƗmƗ♱-∊d by ƗmȺgƗnȺ♱ƗΩn, r-∊ȺlƗ♱y ƗΣ Ωnly lƗmƗ♱-∊d by Σ♱upƗdƗ♱y. ♱ⴵƗΣ ƗΣ 屮ⴵy r-∊ȺlƗ♱y ƗΣ Σ♱rȺng-∊r ♱ⴵȺn fƗ☪︎♱ƗΩn. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
To borrow the common slang of this current era. Bro really thought he ate with this one.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Σ♱rȺƗgⴵ♱ up 'Ⱥ♱-∊Ɨng' Ɨ♱ Ⱥnd by Ɨ♱? ♱ⴵƗΣ pΩΣ♱. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
In any case, this is possibly the most butchered paraphrasing of any quote I've seen in quite some time. It is Truth which is stranger than fiction. One could suppose reality might make a decent synonym in a pinch, but I would certainly not apply it here. It makes one come off as a child attempting to sound educated beyond their years
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ω|⟨ bu♱ Ɨ dƗdn'♱ ♱Ⱥ|⟨-∊ ♱ⴵƗΣ frΩm Ⱥ quΩ♱-∊ Ⱥ♱ Ⱥll bu♱ ƗnΣ♱-∊Ⱥd frΩm Ⱥ ☪︎Ωmm-∊n♱ mȺd-∊ Ωn Ⱥ vƗd-∊Ω ȺbΩu♱ Ⱥ guy 屮ⴵΩ Ɨn☪︎Ɨ♱-∊d Ⱥ r-∊b-∊llƗΩn Ⱥnd ☪︎lȺƗm-∊d ⴵ-∊ 屮ȺΣ ♱ⴵ-∊ yΩung-∊r brΩ♱ⴵ-∊r Ωf j-∊ΣuΣ ☪︎ⴵrƗΣ♱. ♱ⴵƗΣ ƗΣ juΣ♱ m-∊ pȺrrΩ♱Ɨng ΣΩm-∊♱ⴵƗng -∊lΣ-∊ ΣΩm-∊Ωn-∊ ΣȺƗd b-∊☪︎ȺuΣ-∊ Ɨ ♱ⴵΩugⴵ♱ Ɨ♱ 屮ȺΣ funny. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- LƗ|⟨-∊ ♱ⴵ-∊r-∊ ƗΣn'♱ Ⱥny♱ⴵƗng m-∊Ⱥn♱ ♱Ω b-∊ prΩfΩund ȺbΩu♱ ♱ⴵƗΣ, dΩ-∊Σ Ɨ♱ ☪︎Ωm-∊ Ωff ♱ⴵƗΣ 屮Ⱥy? y-∊Ⱥⴵ. ƗΣ Ɨ♱ bu♱☪︎ⴵ-∊r-∊d? y-∊Ⱥⴵ. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
I think, this fails to be funny without context. But so you lack in originality far worse than previously thought, but at least I cannot be concerned that you are puffing up your vocabulary.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨ n-∊v-∊r dƗd ☪︎lȺƗm ♱ⴵȺ♱ ΩrƗgƗnȺlƗ♱y 屮ȺΣ my Σp-∊☪︎ƗȺl♱y Ⱥ♱ l-∊ȺΣ♱ 屮ⴵ-∊n Ɨ♱ ☪︎Ωm-∊Σ ♱Ω ⴵumΩr bu♱ ⴵ-∊y, Ɨ♱ ƗΣ 屮ⴵȺ♱ Ɨ♱ ƗΣ. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]