OK SO IVE DECIDED. IM BRINGING MY TREBUCHET AND FLINGING MELONS AT THAT ABANDONED HIVE AGAIN.
DO YOU WANNA JOIN ME CAUSE IVE GOT WAY TOO MANY MELONS THAT I NEED TO GET RID OF.
°<O I'm~ like~,,, a~ sweep~ away~ from~ civilization~ in~ any~ given~ direction~ babez~ but~ defs~ fling~ that~ thang~ for~ me~ fuckin~ crazy~ style~ <3
I ALREADY GOT A RECORDING READY. *A VIDEO POSTED UNDERNEATH SHOWS THE PREPARATION OF A TREBUCHET BEING LOADED WITH SEVERAL WATERMELONS BEFORE A COUNTDOWN IS HEARD COMING FROM A SURPRISINGLY SOFT VOICE.* "3.. 2.. 1.. FIRE!" *THE RECORDING THEN SHOWS SEVERAL WATERMELONS SPLATTING AGAINST A ABANDONED HIVE, WATERMELON JUICE DRIPPING DOWN THE SIDE OF THE WALL OF THE HIVE AND WATERMELON RINDS BEING LEFT BELOW IT.*
°<O wait~ omg~ we~ have~ pumpkins~ on~ the~ station~ here~... Ima~ make~ someone~ build~ me~ one- of~ those~ things~ and~ start~ tossing~ gourds~ at~ the~ assholes~ who~ refuel~ at~ port~ dwdw~ I'll~ tag~ you~ <3
FUCKING AWESOME.