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WE NOW RETURN TO BAD BOYS 2: RETURN OF JAFFAR. SO ITS COME TO THIS, YOUR NOT WINNING THIS FIGHT. YOUR NOT AS BIG AS YOU THINK BROSEPH. THE ONLY ROCK YOUR GONNA FEEL IS THE PAVEMENT WHO THE FUCK IS TALKING ABOUT A ROCK? ARE YOU INSANE. YOU'RE GONNA FOOT THE BILL OF A CHECK YOUR BODY CANT CASH! THE BILL? THE FOOD HASEN'T EVEN COME YET! YOU IDIOT! MAYBE IF YOU PAID YOUR BILLS YOUR MATESPRIT WOULDNT HAVE LEFT YA. *LAUGHING* MY MATESPRIT AND I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP! ...YEAH, BECAUSE OF THE BREAKUP! *LAUGHING* THEY LEFT YOU! THEY WERE CHEATING ON YOU! THEY WOULDN'T CHEAT ON ANYTHING, ESPECIALLY NOT A MATH TEST! THEY GOT A C+ PLUS, EXPLAIN THAT! THE ONLY C I CAN EXPLAIN ARE THE C-4 EXPLOSIVES PLANTED UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS WHAT?! THIS WHOLE PLACE IS GOING TO HELL. THIS CANT BE! YOU'RE RIGHT BECAUSE ITS C-4. IMPLANTED THE BOMBS. AS PREVIOUSLY STATED. THE ONES YOU ARE STANDING ON. WITH YOUR FEET. WHERE THEY ARE, RIGHT THERE. YOU'LL KILL US BOTH! BOTH! HOHOOOOH GOD! WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO! DON'T WORRY, I KNOW HOW TO DISABLE BOMBS. ..CAN YOU BELIEVE THE NORTHEASTERN ALTERNIAN FEATHERHAWKS LOST THE SLAUGHTERBOWL? YOU GOTTA FOCUS! DON'T WORRY- ITS ALL PART OF MY MASTER PLA- *SEVERAL EXPLOSIONS OCCUR.* #VIOLENCE