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A PLACE WHERE I CAN REST AND RANT? OH GOOD, THAT'S RIGHT UP MY ALLEY!
@DAVEBOT I SEE YOU PITYING MY POST YOU DIPSHIT. GET OVER HERE.
WHY ARE MY PRIVATE SONGS(KARKALICIOUS) I MADE WITH DAVE ON SPOTIFY. DAVE, WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK ABOUT #PRIVACY.
STARING OUT THE WINDOW. I KEEP SEEING YOU FILTHY CREATURES WALKING DOWN THE STREET. AT LEAST TRY TO LOOK PRESENTABLE BEFORE LEAVING THE HIVE.
WAIT I SHOULD PROBABLY INTRODUCE MYSELF. I AM COMMANDER VANTAS HE/HIM, THEY/THEM, FUCK/YOU. YES I DO HAVE A VIOLETBLOODPUSHER AWARD. YOU WILL RESPECT ME, OR I WILL CULL YOU WITHOUT HESITATION. ALSO I HAVE A YOUNG FUCHSIA IN MY CARE. IF YOU HURT HER, YOU DIE. DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT THE WAR. CULL YOURSELF. MY INTERESTS ARE: BEING BUFF WITHOUT WORKING OUT EATING LOTS OF FOOD ROMCOMS ROMANCE IN GENERAL, SPECIFICALLY THE QUADRANT KIND

