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Sometimes Denizens will say some crazy shit like “Hey, man, can you pretty please die on this bed?” and other times they’ll say “Shut the fuck up stop screaming oh my god stop screaming I’m trying to help you.” And, as we know, sometimes, they just attack you with very little warning. You truly never know what the big motherfucker is gonna say/do until you get there.

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@myProfile[MP]

YOU WOULD PROBABLY ENJOY ARGUING SEMANTICS, IF I AM BEING HONEST WITH MYSELF -YALDABAOTH

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CORRECT. IT’S ONE OF MY TOP TEN FAVORITE THINGS. Did you take his phone away or are you having him scribe? I never even thought about what would happen if you gave a Denizen your phone.

if yer extra lucky you get attackin and screamin

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I TOOK HIS PHONE AWAY AND AM USING IT IN A DIFFERENT FACET OF REALITY. I AM ALSO USING ALL HIS STORAGE TAKING SELFIES. -YALDABAOTH

Some fucked up combination of all three, even.

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So now YOU’RE distracted playing with his phone? 😭

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YES. IT GETS BORING AS HELL WAITING FOR WORTHY WARRIORS SO I'M GOING ON INSTAGRAM FOR A BIT. -YALDABAOTH

sounds like the fuckin shit i had to deal wwith

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1dk what m1ne’s gonna be l1ke but uh. not sure 1 wanna know ahead of t1me e1ther actually, now that 1 th1nk about 1t

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