𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Making microwave noises in my mind. █ Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm [RUN PROGRAM: MICHAEL WAVE] 𝐀𝐔𝐃𝐈𝐎_𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐓〈THIS_POST〉[Clicking this post plays the humming of a microwave for 4 minutes and 28 seconds. There is no way to stop this once it's started except by closing the tab. When its done, it clicks and dings.]
☆damn feel warm on the outside but still Kold in the middle☆
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ So true I should've taken you out and stirred you at the halfway point. █ My bad.
☆all good it happens☆
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Its okay I'll stir you now, then you can click on the post again to go in for another 4:28
☆yeah but then I’ll be sKaldin and you’ll burn your metaphoriKal tongue☆
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ ... █ Actually I've changed my mind I don't want to play in this metaphorical space anymore, sorry. █ I've had enough of eating people, it's feeling a bit uncomfortable to joke about. █ Thank you for following my microwave bit.