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@euclydianNonspace — #nsfw

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Not to be incredibly TMI and all, but... █ It wouldn't be so frustrating to deal with #nsfw thoughts if it weren't for the fact that sometimes I have to see my Tech do some HEINOUS things with their situationship. █ Like it's not my business but. █ I know they didn't tell me to turn the camera off on purpose. █ Fucker. █ Having fun with their pitch fling while I'm trying to process lab data and attempt to aid the ship's maintenance officer with diagnostics on the device presently sapping energy from me. █ Ugh. █ Ah well I guess they gotta handle the stress of having to d...Read more

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ I know there's people who think being helmed is the ultimate voyeur position. █ And it is. █ But you know what sucks about it? █ I'm not a voyeur and I doooon't want to see all that. █ Usually. █ I mean sometimes its okay...

Kult: +21
Total: 21

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ I reaaaally shouldn't have turned off that camera the light before last, but... █ Well, I don't want to see all that. █ I really don't. █ But perhaps I should have tried to convince them not to sleep together. █ The atmosphere is weirrrrrd now. █ Uhhhh. █ Gotta break the awkward silence... [NOW PLAYING: BAD ROMANCE - LADY GAGA] █ ... █ Oh, terrible pick actually. █ Ah well.

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… 𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆_𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍… █ Goodness gracious there's #nsfw on the dash. [PLAYFUL] █ Probably good timing for me to dip soon. [STATIC:23%] █ Now is definitely not a good time to get excited about stuff. █ I have literally just pissed off the one person that I could possibly ask to lend a hand. █ ... I am not going to ask them to lend a hand but... █ If I needed to, I could. █ I won't. █ I could though. █ Hmmmmmmmmmm......... █ Nah.

Kult: +9
Total: 9

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Its so difficult knowing what's happening on the ship, knowing you have to report it if certain people ask, and definitely noooot wanting to do that. █ I really hope the Technical Feargent doesn't show up and start asking about the General Feargent's activities. █ You'd think that, General Feargent being higher ranked, I would be allowed to keep her privacy. █ Turns out, no, because I'm ranked so low, I have to be the security camera anyway, even if the people i'm looking at are higher ranked than who's asking. █ Thankfully I think they're still mad for some reason so hopefu...Read more

Kult: +19
Total: 19

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Realising that in theory, having a General Feargent as a temporary caretaker could grant me some serious bragging rights, however... █ I don't think the situation is anything to brag about at all. █ Not even because of the fact that we're disconnected from our universe and kind of have to eat each other to survive, which is so awful it doesn't even really process in my pan. █ But because this means that the General Feargent is going to have to see me somewhat nude. █ Unless the Tech keeps being the one who cleans me, which I don't mind. █ The idea of ...Read more

Kult: +9
Total: 9

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… 𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆_𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍… █ Oh damn this site gets reaaaal #nsfw doesn't it. █ Well. █ There goes the idea of letting anyone else on the ship access it... █ They might rescind my access or put filters on. █ I don't want that. █ I'd love to see the #nsfw posts. █ I am aware that my priority should be desperately begging for help from anyone who may have an idea of how to return an entire ship back to its correct point in existence or... █ Whatever the hell has happened to us, but... █ ... I would also like to see fun things.

Kult: +24
Total: 24

𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… ▓▒░ 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐌 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 ░▒▓ █ This is UNIT NI-5928-SC, Nonagn Ioprex, helm of The Dredgeseeker. █ This message has been sent to all known Fleet Channels, the Helm Network, and all Official Sites. █ The majority of these sites and channels have been unable to connect, and as such, this unit is attempting to blanket-post on all known websites mentioned on this unit's last saved version of the Helm Network's chatlog that have posting capabilities. █ This vessel and all within it have been disconnected from our world by the failure of an experimental device during a pirate...Read more

Kult: +21
Kull: +7
Total: 28
Ratio: 3.00