NEED A PET HUMAN TO BITE! #NOBRANDIMAGECHANGEYET <3 #BUTITHINKTHISISPOPULARWITHTROLLAUDIENCES! (๑>◡<๑)
i guess. that's fair, but biting is a bit dangerous no? and from what i've gathered, trolls seem to have some pretty sharp teeth, and the sharper the teeth, well the more dangerous the bite. that sounds a little irresponsible, but i guess if you find someone who would, um. be okay with being a bet, it should be alright i guess. well, good luck. i hope you don't give anyone an infection by biting so hard you break the skin and then the wound gets infected and then they die or something. that would be really seriously freaky, oh man.
on tumblr (human grumblr) theres a guy everyone knows as the human pet guy its because hes obsessed with the potential of having a human pet. as a human also he was on something about "ethical human farming" but im not an anthropologist so i dont think i can dig into that too much
(⁎⁍̴̆Ɛ⁍̴̆⁎) BUT I WANT A PET HUMAN IN A FUN WAY!!! NOT HIS WAY!
