I like to think I'm pretty good at picking up context clues but I feel like I need a dictionary here. Or a guidebook. Or maybe an almanac.

* oh i can wrap my head around alternate timelines fine. i dunno how that works with the internet but like * do yall hear urself * if it is real then you gotta admit i am not in the wrong here for not believing a lick of it

a lUsUs is a creatUre who develops a mUtUalistic relationship with a yoUng troll! first they raise the troll, protect them from predators, teach them basic skills and speak to them in a tongUe only their ward can Understand, and the troll, as they grow, becomes the lUsUs' cUstodian in a sense. it's sort of like a parent and an especially loyal pet all in one! "god tiering" is tied Up in a game called sbUrb, or sometimes sgrUb. this game has far-reaching cosmic implications that are far too complex to fit in a single reply bUt essentially, "god tiering" or "reaching god tier" is essentially an apotheosis, thoUgh most of Us woUldn't consider a god-tiered player to be an actUal deity Until they won the game. the god tier grants a player flight, conditional immortality, and abilities related to their *class* and *aspect,* which is a whole other can of worms! it soUnds a bit less godly and a bit more sUperheroic when i pUt it like that, bUt winning this game entails creating a new Universe, so yoU can see where the godhood comes in. ^u^

> 1 w1sh 1t was a ruse s0 bad dude lma0 1t s0unds fuck1ng r1d1cul0us but l1ke. y'kn0w. sure lemme try play1ng th1s game and then w1nd up scarr1ng myself f0r l1fe and als0 dy1ng and ascend1ng t0 be1ng a g0d. c00l. fuck1ng whatever atp

:33< nyo youre not, it IS a stupid game :33< it is so much easier to purretend its nyat a thing, so i get the disbelief
Whoa, that's very informational! Thank you for making it easy to both parse and read. That said, uh... Wow. I mean, I get the first part pretty easily, though the whole "troll" thing still escapes me, a little. I'm guessing they're the grey guys. But- Well, it's not that I don't believe you in a literal sense, but the rest of it sounds pretty unbelievable! Cosmic stuff is a little over my head, uh, no pun intended. Though I guess my own situation isn't entirely dissimilar? I mean, I'm pretty sure I can't die, but I don't have super powers, and there's a whole different universe in here if you look at it from a certain angle.

indeed, both sbUrb and yoUr circUs are isekai, after a fashion! most of Us, too, have been forced to contend with the idea that we can never go back to the world we came from. for some of Us, that's a good thing.
...Huh, you know about the circus? I guess I did just notice a few people from there are also here, so I shouldn't be *too* shocked. I wish I could say it was a good thing, on my end. It's not like it's *entirely* bad, but... Well, I'm gonna cut myself off, there. Time and place for venting, ha ha.

i've heard the premise of yoUr predicament, yes... qUite a pickle. we've a few digital folks here as well, thoUgh! robots, ghosts in the machine, AIs... just, er, don't bother too mUch with AM. he's a bit of a knobhead. ~u~

oh, and some of said ai are based on brainscans, i forgot to mention! so, similarly digitized hUman individUals.
...Huh! Small world, I guess. Or small hard drive, ha ha. I'll try and keep your advice in mind, but I have to admit I'm a little frazzled at the moment. Nothing serious, just the "bizarre new experience" feeling hitting, y'know?
