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@funnyStray — #nsfw

* dude my friends are so horny rn holy fuck #nsfw * im soo hornyy as a result now tooo fuuuckk uggghhghh my heads spinning a bit

Kult: +17
Total: 17

* about to hit the slime soon. lots of my friends are just #hornyposting between eachother so it has left me with the boldness to say something dumb here at this slow hour * i loooove big fat tittieeees~! aehaheheheh #nsfw

Kult: +32
Total: 32

* going to sleep earlier tonight to try and deal with this difficult mental space im in * my pajamas smell all sweaty * um * anyone want a sniff aaheaheahha #suggestive #nsfw? yeah i think so

Kult: +20
Total: 20

* oh man i really needed to jerk off my goodness what a whole thing that was #nsfw * i should probably feel some shame for posting this but bla bla bla dont care im gonna rest now

Kult: +7
Total: 7

* you gotta suck my motherfucking diiiick #nsfw #lyricposting

Kult: +12
Total: 12

* grrr grgrgrrr growls gtrraahggggggg * #matespritmonday this #moirailmonday that and im out here lonely as fuck with my bulge unsucked!!!!! fuuuuuckkk suck my dickkk grahahggghhh #nsfw #dying #vent? not rlly im just a lil upset and feel bold enough to say stupid shit

Kult: +18
Total: 18

* in class bored as hell and feeling my bulge call out to me like the devil on my shoulder or however that expression goes * #horny #nsfw

Kult: +7
Total: 7

* stressed out trying to figure put how to leave this place i. had dinner in. a lot of the streets are closed for some reason * so umm * any bitches wanna hop on my bulge to relief this stress aahahaa #nsfw

Kult: +10
Total: 10

* oh yeah good morning!! * i woke myself up relatively early today * got a nice early morning jerk off #nsfw * now im hungry. siighh

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

* suck my big fat bulge i just had an amazing lunch of four plates of loaded nachos with sour cream ground beef baked beans and stuff #winning #nsfw

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

* falling asleep * all stressed. angry. sad. upset. * not too sure why i feel so bad rn but i am * one last message from me to yall in this sleepy angry pretty horny state * suuuuck my buuuulgee cleeeeeeeeaaaannn #nsfw

Kull: +5
Total: 5

* ugh * someone come and suck on my bulge or something i dunno * just feeling so strrssed tonight * #nsfw

Kult: +9
Kull: +5
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.80

* mmm getting so sleepy in my recuperacooon * i could eat like a whole village right now im so hungry. xall me a dragon rawr or something ahaha * mmm and my buuulge oohh my byulgee heahehehe oh how it aches slightly mwehaehehehheehe #nsfw

Kult: +15
Kull: +2
Total: 17
Ratio: 7.50

* mmm * in recuperacoon * so sleepy tired * so hungrryyy * soooo hornyy blehhh #nsfw

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

* whew! last night was a bit of a trip. i was just, kinda doing nothing, and all of a sudden... * poof! pailing with a girl i met on here after chatting with her in dms all horny #nsfw * this site works magic~... feeling great rn! well. still gotta go to troll college tho. siiigh

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40

* mmm my bulge feels heavyy eheheeee #nsfw

Kult: +4
Total: 4

* i went to eat dinner and i come back to hear it's bulgeposting hours or something. sigh, i always miss the fun stuff as it happens..! siiiighh #nsfw

Kult: +5
Total: 5

* uugh fiinally came and now i can go to sleep night night #nsfw

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00