pyrjin mharle: "i lied. i have lied to you all. i am not a king. i am a mere…"

i lied... i have lied to you all... i am not a king... i am a mere purrbeast troll... do you forgive me???

Kult: +41

Kull: +35

Total: 76

Ratio: 1.17

H0w c0uld y0u? I th0ught I c0uld trust y0u, 8ut n0w... What can I 8elieve in? Is there anything that isn't just a sham? Are y0u even a purr8east?

I AM A PURRBEAST!!! MY TAIL IS REAL!!! IM SORRY I FAILED YOU...

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Y0u are sentenced t0 0ne 8illi0n pets and scritches f0r that

BILLION??? is... isnt that too much...???

Y0u must endure a punishment pr0p0rti0nal t0 y0ur crime

fine... FINE!!! ill do it...

8rave 80y

Kult: +5

Total: 5