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@gallowsCastigate — #eridanweek

1t 1s 4 good th1ng 1 m1ss3d wh4t s33ms l1k3 4 sh1t #3r1d4nW33k d4y.

Kult: +20
Kull: +7
Total: 27
Ratio: 2.86

My dut13s 4r3 unfortun4t3ly go1ng to b3 4 h4ssl3 4nd w1ll compl3t3ly t4k3 ov3r my 4b1l1ty to 4tt3nd tod4y's #3r1d4nW33k 3v3nt. Not l1k3 1t 1s 4 hug3 1ssu3, but 1n c4s3 som3on3 m4y b3 3xp3ct1ng m3. >:P

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

1 w1ll only br13fly b3 4tt3nd1ng #3r1d4nW33k ton1ght to p4trol, but w1ll b3 h4v1ng oth3r dut13s to 4tt3nd to 4ft3r.

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

Who should 1 3xp3ct to s33 for D4y 3 of #3r1d4nW33k for 1 h4v3 th3 whol3 r3st of th3 n1ght to mys3lf. 1 w1ll b3 gu4rd1ng 3ffortl3ssly.

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

1 h4v3 found out th4t #M1ndf4ng 1s obs3ss3d w1th m3. #3r1d4nw33k

Kult: +20
Kull: +10
Total: 30
Ratio: 2.00

1t's f1n4l. 1 w1ll 4tt3nd D4y 2 of #3r1d4nw33k

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

ORD3R. ORD3R!!! WH4T DO W3 KNOW 4BOUT TROLL BRUNO M4RS' D34TH SO F4R?? 4NYON3?? 4LL!! #3r1d4nw33k

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50