OKAY SO THERES ACTUALLY A LOT OF YOU SO IM DOING THIS IN BATCHES FUCK YOU. Q: "Imagine you're skydiving with a Christian baby. Suddenly the baby tells you he won't open his parachute until you renounce atheism and accept Jesus as your lord and savior. What would you do?" WHAT THE FUCK. FIRST OF ALL, WHY WOULD I BE SKYDIVING WITH SOME RANDOM HUMAN BABY??? WHY DOES IT HAVE THE PARACHUTE??? WHAT KIND OF FUCKING BABY IS THIS. IM DOING WHATEVER I WANT. I COULD PROBABLY BEAT IT IN A FIGHT. Q: "i dont have a question im just jumping and waving to you!!!!! actually wait do you have a favorite plant? or flower? im curious" HI. YOU DONT NEED TO JUMP, I CAN SEE YOU PRETTY FUCKING CLEARLY DESPITE THE EYEPATCH BELIEVE IT OR NOT. I DONT KNOW, I GUESS I LIKE THYME. AS FOR A FLOWER, UH, CARNATIONS? Q: "Are you and Dave in an open relationship right now?" NO. UNLESS THE CLOWN SHOWS UP, THEN DAVE WILL PROBABLY FOLD. ANYWAY I HAVE TWO MORE OF YOU TO ANSWER AND ONE ISNT EVEN A FUCKING QUESTION BUT THEYRE GOING IN THE NEXT POST SO BE PATIENT.
carnations are a good pick!! thank you for answering :)