NAME FIVE THINGS YOUR MORONIC MIND HAS EVER PUT ITSELF TO ACCOMPLISHING. I DOUBT YOUVE EVER WON AT ANYTHING. YOU COULD BE TASKED WITH WINNING AT A VIDEO GAME CALLED "DO NOTHING FOR THREE SECONDS AND INSTANTLY WIN!" AND STILL FIND A WAY TO FAIL.
ALL I READ WAS "LOOK AT ME IM A STUPID BITCH WHO SUCKS AT VIDEO GAMES AND I WEAR DORKY SHADES WHICH ARE SUBSTANTIALLY LESS COOL THAN ANYTHING CALIBORN WEARS. SUCH AS CAPES. AND SUSPENDERS. WHICH ARE MUCH COOLER."
bl4h bl4h bl4h bl4h bl4h bl4h bl4h bl4h bl4h!! m4n for som3on3 so loud 4nd gr33n you sur3 t4lk 4 lott4 nons3ns3!!
WHAT THE FUCK DOES ME BEING GREEN HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING. GAMERS REALLY *ARE* RACIST! GET BACK IN YOUR "CALL OF DUTY" LOBBY AND GO HIT YOUR PITIFUL "NOSCOPES" JUST TO FILL THE VOID IN YOUR HEART THAT IS CAUSED BY THE CURSE OF BEING YOU.

