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Honestly I Am A Little Surprised To Have Gotten A Question Whilst Not Actively Advertising My Ask Receptacle But Maybe I Am Thinking About It A Little Too Hard Anyway An Anonymous Individual Asked Whether I Had Previously Made Up For My Lack Of Exposure To Large Bodies Of Water With A Disconcerting Amount Of Information On Why I Would Likely Not Know How To Swim Who Are You They Then Went On To Ask Whether I Could Swim Some Prodigious Amount Of Speed Due To My Nature As A Member Of The Undead It Is True That I Was Never A Particularly Adept Swimmer But Sgrub Had A Way Of Insisting That I At Least Learn To Keep My Head Above Water Quite The Ask Given My Usual Means Of Dress I Eventually Managed To Create A Way To Circumvent The Watery Expanse But This Is Neither Here Nor There I Believe People Slightly Overstate The Physical Prowess That Being A Rainbow Drinker Has Bestowed Upon Me Because Even With My Enhanced Physicality There Is Little Likelihood Of Me Besting For Example Feferi In A Swimming Competition Nowadays I Do Think I Am Pretty Okay At It But Nothing Special I Could Probably Beat A Few Of The Humans And What Trolls Are Still Alive On My Earth C In A Race Though

Kult: +19
Total: 19