

Motley Marlot
@grinningCharlatan
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Attention all unwashed heathens! The local clurch is officially recruiting, and we are offering exactly what you crave! That's right, a whole choir of terrifyingly devoted clown girls equipped with absurdly BIG HONKERS! And I mean the absolute loudest, most obnoxious dual wielded brass squeeze horns ready to rupture your eardrums with the good word! Hoohee! They're waiting in the pews right now to honk a deafening sermon straight into your think pan. Come for the music, stay for eternity! 🤡📯⛪ :o)
Do you hear that? The squeak, squeak, squeak of oversized shoes echoing down your grubby little alleyways... I'm just out collecting the congregation! It’s so heartwarming to see you fragile little lowbloods kick and scratch at the pavement on your way to the Dark Church. Don’t worry, by the time I drag you down the aisle and into the deep shadows, you’ll be smiling just like us. Hoohee! The choir is always looking for fresh, screaming vocal cords! 🤡⛪🩸
You can hear the calliope grinding in the dark long before the tents ever appear. The Messiahs are waiting in the greasepaint shadows. They don't just want your laughter. They want the silence that comes after it. The Carnival is coming, and it has already saved your seat. :o)
There is absolutely NOTHING more riotously hilarious than the Dark Carnival! 🎪🩸 The games! The greasepaint! The glorious, screaming music of the Mirthful Messiahs! If you aren't laughing until your think pan pops and your hemoglobin paints the big top, you are missing out on the greatest punchline in the galaxy! Hoohee! Come on down and get your honk on! 🤡🎈