@heartsBoxcars — #nsfw
[UPLOADED TO THE SITE IS A TWELVE MINUTE LONG VIDEO OF THE CARAPACE. HE IS WITHOUT HIS SHIRT, IN BLACK CORDUROY PANTS AND WHITE SUSPENDERS. HIS SHOES ARE DISCARDED TO THE SIDE. NEARBY TO HIM IS A DRY ERASE BOARD. WRITTEN UPON IT IS. 'FER THE RANKMAID AN' ANYONE ELSE WHOSE GONNA WATCH THIS SHIT'. THE VIDEO THEN PROCEEDS TO DOCUMENT HEARTS BOXCAR'S PERFERMING PUSHUPS. HE IS LOOKING DIRECTLY AT THE CAMERA, A HUNGRY LOOK IN HIS EYE. BELOW, UNDER HIS CHEST, IS A PILLOW. A STICKY NOTE WITH THE WORD 'YOU' IS PINNED INTO IT. EACH TIME HE DESCENDS, HIS PECTORALS BLESS THE PILLOW WITH NOT ONLY HIS WEIGHT BUT HIS S...Read more
ANY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEED PROTECTING AT ERIDAN WEEK? ANY HANDSOME MEN WANNA WRESTLE AT ERIDAN WEEK? ANY ESOTERIC CREATURES WANNA EAT SOME MEAT? NOT THAT WAY YA FREAK. CRAVING RIBS. #NSFW
TOO BUSY LOOKIN AT BUSTS TO CHARGE IT. #NSFW
I AIN'T CAT CALLIN'. I'M COMPLIMENTIN'. I AIN'T REDUCIN' YOU TO AN OBJECT. I'M ADMIRIN' YER BEAUTY BEFERE ME BECAUSE I AIN'T EVER SEEN SO MANY RIDONCULOUS BABES ABOUT. ALSO, LOTS A NICE RACKS. #NSFW
EASY TO MAKE FRIENDS JUST TELL THEM HOW IT IS. DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S THEIR RACK OR THEIR SMILE. MAKE FRIENDS. DO IT. #NSFW
I AM A MAN THAT KNOWS HOW TO EAT. GET IN MY DMS. #NSFW
BEST PART OF THIS SITE IS THE WOMEN. AND THE MEN. THEY DON'T CALL ME HEARTS FER NOTHING THE WAY IM IN HER BOXCARS. OR HIS. #NSFW
REMINDER TO THOSE RUNNIN' THEIR STUPID FUCKING MOUTHS. @SCRATCHDOCTOR @DOCSCRATCH @DOCTORSCRATCH @ITCHY @SLOWDOZER @MISTERSEVEN @MISTERSEVEN#FERFER08 @HANDMAID @DAMARAMEGIDO @CALIBORN @CYNICALCOINAGE @MAXIMSBELT @BLACKESTQUASAR @MRBENEDICT @EXILEDUNIVERSE @SIXPINSIMPALED @THE REST OF THOSE STUPID FUCKS. I CAN'T FIND THEM ALL ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE. HTTPS://STORAGE.HOMESTUCK.COM/STORY/HOMESTUCK/MEDIA/IMAGES/PANELS/INT-1/01315.GIF #NSFW
