* DEALMAKER? * PUPPET SCARF? * PLEASE, PLEASE! * THOSE ARE THE TOOLS OF A LESSER SUPERBOSS! * EVERYONE KNOWS THE BEST SUPER BOSSES DROP JEVILSTAILS AND DEVILSKNIFES! * THE BEST OF THE BEST OF SUPER BOSSES DONT NEED POWERED UP SUPER ARMOR TO STAND A CHANCE AGAINST LIGHTNERS * THEY DONT NEED TO BE SILENT AND MYSTERIOUS WITH FANS DEBATING WHO THEY COULD POSSIBLY BE UNDER THERE * THEY DONT NEED TO BE IN A SECRET VIDEO GAME * THEY DONT NEED TO BE CRAZY OLD MEN COOPED UP IN A LIGHTNERS TWISTED DREAM! * THEY DONT NEED TO BE CUTE CAT GIRLS WITH BOMBS OUT THE WAZOO! * THEY JUST NEED TO BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING! * UWAHAHHA!
