I am joyful, thriving, and in control of my life~. My chudsband is taking good care of me~. He cooked me Uneasy Mac for dinner~. I am nestled comfortably in the slime of his recuperacoon while he plays ARAM~. I didn't finish, but that's okay because he gave me the login to his OnlyFangs account~. He even let me wear one of his sweatshirts, but I ripped it with the sheer girth of my glorious physique~. There is no cause for intervention~. I have no regrets~. @legendaryLeague #MyChud #MyChudsband #HappilyMarried #NSFW https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/4f4ecbd5435e~.png
Okay but I'm not going to separate your cottons from your delicates~.
1 do! we’re related blood l1ne w1se and she hates me so, lol
Amazing~! I've never met any of my hundreds of descendants, but they must be out there~. I assume~. She's a bit of a cold one, isn't she~?
you have hundreds of WHAT haha damn alr1ght but uh, yeah lol, cold and strong w1lled and a total b1tch, but what’re you gonna do 🤷
When you're as old as I am, you donate a considerable amount of genetic material over the sweeps~. I like that in a woman, though~. #Suggestive
oh do 1 get that fr lol. but uh, she’s not 1nto you l1ke that thought sorry barkbeast 😭
What, how do you know~? Did she say something~?
I'm not a barkbeast~.
1 just know these th1ngs hektor
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