
"= transferring from deskhusk to palmhusk. no more tactile nub response. now for the cold and unfeeling touchable screen. you all look so small on it. ="
>+. IDK I THINK PINKIE IN THE CUPCAKES STORY CAN HOLD A KNIFE WITH HER HOOVES SO WHY CAN'T I .+<

"= no that's not what i mean what i mean are real hooves hypothetically in a situation where you have four hooves. for real. you would not be grabbing shit and neither would i. what would we do. ="
>+. I AM GOING TO DO ANOTHER HORSE THING INSTEAD AND KICK YOU. FOR ADMONISHING MY WHIMSY .+<

"= loz you don't understand how this is also my kind of separate like, speculation based, whimsy. that's true also you would be able to do that, what else? not much though. also would it be taur or just full, uh, horse ="
>+. I'M STILL LIVING IN MY FANTASY OF BEING MLP STYLE HORSES BUT IDK WE COULD. EAT FRUITS .+> >+. AND IN THE SITUATION WE ARE TAURS WE CAN ETHICALLY [REDACTED] .+<

"= uh huh, okay. what about just like a normal horse body, but it's us still. i would know it's you from your lack of horns. little stumps and shit. ="
>+. WHAT IF I HAD A STUMPY UNICORN HORN INSTEAD. GONE FOR IMPALEMENT CRIMES .+> >+. I AM UNWILLING TO LET YOU WIN THE "HOOVES ARE USELESS" ARGUMENT ENTIRELY .+<

"= they are pretty useless. loz. what if i said that was a part of the appeal? haha, anyways, you do not know my history of impalement crimes, any thing i shall become needs to maintain it's large tekrassic horn. ="
>+. IMAGINING YOU WITH A SINGLE, GIANT UPWARDS HORN IN THE CENTER OF YOUR FOREHEAD .+<

"= okay no. i need two. they have to remain in their places. now, everything else is up for discussion. ="
