@libidinousHellion — #substance
// drunk is the correct way to approach a soulslike, and I will not listen to your objections, I am opening Another Crab's Treasure #substance
>+. I NEED TO DO MORE DRUGS .+< #substance
>+. THERE'S ONLY ONE FIX FOR MY ANXIETY. A WHOLE BAG OF GUMMIES .+< #substance
>+. REASONS TO DATE ME; HAVE YOU SEEN MY TITS AND MY TWEAKER BEHAVIOR .+< #nsfw ? #substance ?
>+. I'M DRUNK! THINKING ABOUT MEN! .+< #substance
>+. HUMANS ARE WACK. THEY SELL THINGS LIKE BUCKETS OF FIREBALL .+< #substance
>+. I MADE BOOZE SLUSH! .+< #substance
// obviously if the rainbow gummies make me gay, then Squishy Clouds = boobs? #substance #nsfw
>+. NOW THAT I AM FREE! I'M GONNA EAT THE WEED THAT MAKES ME GAY .+< #substance
>+. RUINING THE NICE MOMENT I'M HAVING TO SAY I'VE BEEN NOTIFIED OF VAPE VIBRATORS .+> >+. IF SOMEONE OFFERS ME A HIT AND THEN SPREADS THEIR LEGS I'D DEEPLY CONSIDER LEAVING .+< #nsfw #substance
>+. ONE LOZ-SIZED COCKTAIL IN I NOT ONLY TOLERATE PEOPLE, I MAYBE LIKE THEM! .+< #substance
>+. THE HORNY WEED GOT ME AGAIN! .+< #nsfw #substance
>+. HUMANS COULD STAND TO BE A LITTLE LESS CREATIVE .+> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d84ade1b6a47.jpg #substance
>+. I DO NOT RECOMMEND ABSINTHE MULES BUT I WILL DRINK AT LEAST 2 MORE .+< #substance
>+. MY BODY'S TRYING TO SPIRAL INTO DOOM BUT NOT IF I CAN #SUBSTANCE ABUSE MY WAY OUT OF IT .+<
>+. MAN. GUYS I GO THROUGH A PACK A WEEK OR MORE. YOU OTHER SMOKERS ARE SAD .+< #substance
>+. THE EFFECTS ARE FINALLY GETTING ME! MAYBE I'LL STOP VIBRATING .+< #substance
>+. IF I ABUSE ENOUGH #SUBSTANCE I WILL CALM DOWN. THAT IS HOW THAT WORKS .+<
>+. WHAT IF I, THE REAL LIFE DRUG DEALER, GO PLAY THE VIDEO GAME ABOUT DEALING DRUGS .+< #substance
>+. I HIT DRUNK ENOUGH TO STOP YEARNING! ALMOST! .+< #substance
>+. GETTING UP TO #SUBSTANCE ABUSE SO ULTIMATELY I AM RILED UP BUT DEFINITELY AT A NOODLE LIKE STATUS .+< #nsfw
>+. THE WEED LABELED THIN MINTS HAS YET TO GIVE ME A WIGGLY SO I THINK WE ARE OKAY! .+< #nsfw #substance
>+. I'M FREE TO PUT ALCOHOL IN MY BODY! .+< #substance
// holding onto my last 200mg for Birthedday.... #substance
>+. CURSE OF HORNY WEED .+< #substance #nsfw
>+. WHAT IF! I DRUG MYSELF BACK TO SLEEP! BECAUSE I HAD A NOT GOOD EMOTION AND IT WOKE ME UP! .+< #substance
>+.. MY FINAL MESSAGE TO THE WORLD. DRINK WATER. GOOBYE .+< #substance
>+. I'M DRUNK ENOUGH I'VE REACHED. MAN I JUST WANNA BE KISSED AND PET .+< #substance
// facts I can share. my dad wore a duct tape head at a Green Jelly show. shared a joint with the lead. those things aren't washed. #substance
>+. @ MY METABOLISM YOU KEEP THAT ALCOHOL INSIDE YOU SUMBITCH .+< #substance
>+. JUST SAYING, SOMEONE COULD EASILY DO THINGS TO ME .+< #nsfw #substance
>+. MIGHT'VE. MADE A WHOLE SMALL PITCHER OF...... 190 PROOF SCREWDRIVERS, .+< #substance
>+. I FORGOT TO SWAP MY CART! THE WEED THAT MAKES YOU HORNY!! NO!!!! .+< #substance #nsfw
>+. LISTENED TO THE HORNY WEED .+< #nsfw #substance
>+. OKAY WHATEVER STRAIN I'VE BEEN SMOKING GOES *RIGHT* TO MY DICK. EVERY TIME. AGONY .+< #substance #nsfw
>+. THINKING ABOUT WHEN I TRIED TO HAND DEDRII A WEED PEN AND SHE HISSED .+< #substance
>+. YOU GUYS BE SAD ALL YOU WANT I AM GOING TO EAT A WHOLE BAG OF GUMMIES .+< #substance
// two edibles and a monster I Know How To Exist In Public #substance
>+. LAST TIME I WENT TO A DISPENSARY MY BUDTENDER WAS TOO LIT TO REALIZE I WANTED THE 500 IN ONE EDIBLES AND THAT'S WHY I ONLY ASK MY MOM AND MY GIRLFRIENDS FOR WEED TREATS .+< #substance
>+. ANYWAY I'M DRUNK WHO WANTS TO DO QUESTIONABLE THINGS .+< #substance #nsfw
>+. FOR EVERY RESTART IN ULTRAKILL I TAKE ANOTHER HIT OF MY PEN .+< #substance
>+. WHY DOES THE WEED EFFECT GO TO MY JUNK. I WANT TO BE HIGH TO TAKE A *BREAK* FROM JO-ING .+< #substance #nsfw
>+. I REALLY NEED TO COMMIT TO THAT JJBA DRINKING GAME .+< #substance
>+. AT THIS POINT I'M GETTING HIGH ON SNAKE VENOM. IT HAPPENS .+< #substance
>+. ANYWAY I'M HIGH I STOPPED CARING ABOUT MOST THINGS .+< #substance
>+. NO ONE WILL KNOW MY HATCHDAY IT WILL BLEND INTO THE REST OF MY BLACKOUT WEEKS .+< #substance
>+. BOUGHT A HANDLE OF FIREBALL. IT SPOKE TO ME .+< #substance