the mental regression of trollkind should be studied. not even gonna vaguepost this.
🜂 | Aww, you learned how to tag! what a beautiful mentortureship! 🜂 | You might not even need training videos for this one! 🜂 | Look at you, self-starter! Little go-getter! before long, you might even figure out how the tagging system works. yay! aufstanding! #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #HateABoss #MediateABoss #PityABoss #Violence #OutsideReflectionOfSelfReflection #SmokesAndMirrors #NSFW #BecauseIWouldNeverHireYou 😂 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is STILL FUCKING CRYIN'.
🜂 | Haha! shut up. i am just making conversation. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #HateABoss #MediateABoss #PityABoss #OnlyShotINeed #IsAShotOfHexspresso #CaramelMockiatto #WithAnEverythingBagel #Because #Frankly #ItIsWhatIDeserve #LiterallyEverything #AndCaffeineRichBeanJuice 😎 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is FLEXING THEIR ROIDED ARMS. RIGHT. NOW.
and im hoping you get shot. #violence.
🜂 | Oh no! and you were doing so well! 🜂 | Unfortunately. your upper management is slipping. your hands aren't working how they're supposed to. you're getting mad. 🜂 | Punctuation? 🜂 | In your tags? 🜂 | ...tsk. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #HateABoss #MediateABoss #PityABoss #Violence #TagMe #InTheScreencap #NSFW #BecauseIWouldNeverHireYou 😂 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is STILL FUCKING CRYIN'.
if i could pack you into a bag and throw you out like the garbage you are, i wouldnt because that would be an exorbitant waste of the energy i would get compared to straight up cannibalizing you.
🜂 | Weird flex, but OK! if that's how you conduct your hostile takeovers. and forced bid for a merger. i can't give sound business advice to the stupid! �̶�̶ ̶|̶ ̶A̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶t̶h̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶i̶n̶g̶?̶ ̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶l̶i̶t̶e̶r̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶t̶o̶o̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ ̶(̶e̶d̶i̶t̶)̶ 🜂 | Also worth noting? I'm literally too cool and manly to ever wind up eaten by the likes of YOU. 🜂 | Honest question! do you know who i am? do you know who i fucking KNOW? how i am BUILT? DIFFERENT? 🜂 | i have a higher biomass density than the average SEADWELLER due to my optimized nutrient intake (60 raw energy crystals and compressed biomatter chewables before 6am). if you tried to eat me youd explode from the sheer psychic residue and backlash alone. 🜂 | You are like. Six hundred and sixty feet too dwarfishly small to even make the attempt. your mind cannot conceive of my panscrapingly insanity inducing flavor profile. and not to mention how tasteless it would be? to eat? a LITERAL CEO? some painted face poser in a gaming chair with nothing better to do. MAYBE. THAT you could get away with. but the CHAIRMINISTRANGLER HIMSELF? 🜂 | Also using a bag? amateur hour. i dispose of my enemies via corporate restructuring and liquidation (literal). 🜂 | If i wanted to harvest your low-grade protein mass id already have my underlings render you down for the company nutrient paste. 🜂 | Which by the way is how i power my standing desk. 🜂 | You're not worth the bag. 🜂 | You're not worth the calories it would take to chew. 🜂 | And you wouldn't be worth digesting. 🜂 | You are already shit. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #HateABoss #MediateABoss #PityABoss #Violence #Cannibalization #Vore #Devouring #ImpliedDigestion #ExplicitlyStatedConsumption #NSFW #BecauseIWouldNeverHireYou 😂 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is STILL FUCKING CRYIN'.
🜂 | Good. keep that in mind next time. before you try to say something that makes me look stupid. that actually makes YOU look stupid. #Chairministrangling #Vagueposting 🟡 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is AWAY.
i bet youd know a lot about looking stupid, with your rose-gold dyed hair.