chittr
← @jeremyWillis

I really like this whole chitting thing. I just chitt my lunch. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/824c994fee66.jpg

Kult: +80
Kull: +65
Total: 145
Ratio: 1.23

Woah, HOLD UP. Have you seen these beauts?? I've got gains.

I can SWING A SWORD!!! I got one... in my loadout. Machete, same THING.

Yeah AND WHAT IF I DID? I mean it's sharp, and I can swing it pretty far! Plus have you seen my bats?

...PFFThAhaha WHAT? I'm talking about my BATS, not bats!

Jeez laweez, buddy. You gotta lay off the sauce. Though, I'm starting to think I might need a little booze to understand your typing, lmfao.

LAST THIRTY MINUTES? Yo, SERIOUSLY, Cyclops???

I had to read that like five times to understand what you just said, LOL? And I got a PhD in reading!

You get SOLDIER to read your contracts to you? Are you shitting me? You'd be better off putting them in a paper shredder and piecing them back together and reading them yourself.

Speaking of the Medic. Why'd you ring the devil??? GOD.

Yeah yeah. I'll accept your apology.