The Scout
@jeremyWillis
Yeah yeah, who you think it is? I'm the Scout, DUH.
We CONFIRMING our KILLS here? BLU DEMO DEMOLISHED. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAHAHA
Where do I sign up for this fight night? I'm baller at brawls.
c< ill seNd yOu a liNK! >c
Sounds kink. The Heavy's already considering me a potential romantic partner. @mikhailRed
c< OKay, NO sigN ups tHis tiMe, i tHiNK its sHOw up N asK 2 figHt tHis wipe, just Keep aN eye Out 4 a pOst by YuNg Jugg iN abOut 7 MiNutes >c
c< Of cOurse! feel free 2 asK if yOu Need MOre Help >c
Oh ho ho. That doesn't make any sense, it sounds like you're digging my hot bod, too. ;)
[attached is a photo of pyro burning admin's salad] :)
Just cause I'm getting the Sniper a meal in town doesn't mean I'll get you assholes anything. So don't even ask.
@paulingMannco @jeremyWillis https://youtu.be/Mw0re7xmpAQ?list=RDMw0re7xmpAQ #gore #nowplaying
The #man wants to stifle me, keep me down. FIGHT THE POWER!
[⚙︎ Given how you keep getting cu||ed mid sentence I think you might want to try dodging the Man better. ⚙︎]
So they're trying to get me to back down about chitting my jorking sessions, with torture. Boy oh boy do I have a bridge to sell you. #nsfw
I could just brick your phone. Actually I probably should have started with that.
hudda hudda huuh! #nsfw
Ooohhffgh. I found out hate reaction is a form of romance. Yeah yeah. It's only fueling my hard-on. #nsfw
I've locked all the doors to the room you are in and gave Medic the key.
You think you can control me, dock my pay. I'm still jacking it. #nsfw
Too bad. Masturbating rn. Jacking it in your office even. #nsfw
Scout, if you continue with this we're cutting your wages.
Nope. Too busy jacking it to care. #nsfw
So I've been thinking, what if I took time to
So I just found out I can't even jork it without the Admin watching. GREAT. #nsfw
I feel like I'm between a rock and a hard place. Fuck. The Administrator is on my ass.
Guess I'm not going to some imaginary war in outer space. Damn, and here I thought I was gonna get to pull a Star Trek.
(Don't worry, we have teleporters.)
Beam me up, Scotty! Also why do you keep talking in parathesis? Am I missing something?
Haha, no. Don't worry about it. I'll give you a call if we need you.
I really don't know what your problem is with me doing a war on my own free time.
I'm not getting a good consensus here.
I need more opinions. I'm seriously considering Miss Pauling's opinion, but I'm still wondering why portaling and doing puzzles is not the sure fire way to go.
I'm conflicted, do I, or don't I sign up for Aperture Science?
c< i dONt recOMMeNd it >c
I'm listening! I'm not sure I'm comprehending. What's the problem here?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @psychoDoctor