The Scout
@jeremyWillis
Yeah yeah, who you think it is? I'm the Scout, DUH.
So I just found out I can't even jork it without the Admin watching. GREAT. #nsfw
I feel like I'm between a rock and a hard place. Fuck. The Administrator is on my ass.
Guess I'm not going to some imaginary war in outer space. Damn, and here I thought I was gonna get to pull a Star Trek.
Beam me up, Scotty! Also why do you keep talking in parathesis? Am I missing something?
Haha, no. Don't worry about it. I'll give you a call if we need you.
I'm not getting a good consensus here.
I need more opinions. I'm seriously considering Miss Pauling's opinion, but I'm still wondering why portaling and doing puzzles is not the sure fire way to go.
-100 from your pay. It's now -200 from your normal pay. Keep this up and you won't be happy.
I'm conflicted, do I, or don't I sign up for Aperture Science?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @psychoDoctor
I really like this "unquirk" button. Didn't know what it did at first. Very human accessible website you got here.
Mean old yeti accessible too. Eddie think that unquirk button is great feature.
i would call it accessible to like every species out there
Why does the administrator SPECIFICALLY have to target me? The other guys are on here, too!
OH man. I'm not even winded.
I really like this whole chitting thing. I just chitt my lunch. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/824c994fee66.jpg
I had to read that like five times to understand what you just said, LOL? And I got a PhD in reading!
aw daes gouda lad wecoulda lways use a team reader me eyes ainthca what they used to be ya see ive ben just signin mey work contracts after getin soldier to red em for mee
You get SOLDIER to read your contracts to you? Are you shitting me? You'd be better off putting them in a paper shredder and piecing them back together and reading them yourself.
ooooh hes not that bad! he got me plenny a guod beneifts! he werent owrong to sprintg for the dental plan ya gotta take carea yar teeth whilel yor still yung pal cant rely on medic ta kep puttin ya treth back in
Everyone, celebrate, the Medic quit social media.
What a specific and highly narrow use case weapon. Interesting.
Yeah yeah yeah, that ain't the only thing though, I've got a good load out. Here, check it.
I believe the Medic has not quit social media, but instead, and I quote, is "going to get some rest so I don't immediately wrangle out Scout's neck when I see his face."
I'm still here. The match is over, and I'm less likely to die mid chitt!
Heh, yea, I mean I haven't met too many humans on here but you do seem attractive
You're one of the flirty types, huh? Or at least trying to be, lol Yeah you're pretty cute
MMMUH MMMPH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!!!! TUPHTH RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/79e92b0bb7c8.jpg #lyricposting
OK SO I FINALLY GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND WITH HELP FROM BOTH OF MY BOYFRIENDS I MADE FLAN. HTTPS://BITESBYBIANCA.COM/WP-CONTENT/UPLOADS/2022/02/BEAR-LECHE-FLAN-COVER-1.JPG
"help from both of us" you tied me to a chair
WELL IT WAS EITHER THAT OR JOHN HAVING A CONNIPTION. PICK YOUR POISON. AND IF YOU WANT TO COMPLAIN THEN YOU DON’T HAVE TO HAVE ANY OF IT! I’LL EAT YOUR PORTION TOO!
DJDIEJRBRO DAVE STRIDER!! WHAT IS IT WITH EVERY VERSION OF YOU FLIRTING WITH ME TODAY! THEN DON’T COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING TIED DOWN. PLUS BOTH JOHN AND I KNOW YOU LIKED IT. #SUGGESTIVE
my love of bondage is irrelevant here karkat also what dave is hitting on you lol
YOU KNOW WHAT? I’LL JUST @ YOU IN THE CONVO INSTEAD OF HAVING THIS CONVERSATION HERE.
Ya'll get into a discord together, and now you suddenly ain't chittin'? What's up with that.
Well unfortunately, not all of us have the time to do nothing. Maybe you would like a contract?
Aw fuck, I got a migriane coming on. MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Medic really wants in my pants, he's SO FUCKING OBSESSED with me. I don't blame him. I am hot.