Miss Pauling
@paulingMannco
THIS ACCOUNT IS AUTHORIZED FOR USE BY MANN CO FOR WORK PURPOSES ONLY
MEMO - ATTENTION MERCS. I ask that you please refrain from posting your #nsfw activities onto any online space, including Chittr. Seriously, please consider your actions before you get cancelled online. If you are going to do so, please at least tell me beforehand so I can turn off the cameras so @helenMannco doesn't have a stroke, and we wouldn't want that, would we? I am being completely serious. I am also stopping the protocol that has led to the escalation of this disaster. (That unfortunately includes @psychoDoctor being allowed to torture Scout, Sniper, and Pyro.) @jeremyWillis @tavishDegroot @janeDoe @redEngie @redPyro @mickMundy @spyCheckme
Yeah, it's done. #nsfw [Pictured: Pyro and Miss Pauling standing next to a burning pile of Scout's porn mags]
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@redPyro Do you want to set something on fire???
MEMO - ATTENTION MERCS. I ask that you please refrain from posting your #nsfw activities onto any online space, including Chittr. Seriously, please consider your actions before you get cancelled online. If you are going to do so, please at least tell me beforehand so I can turn off the cameras so @helenMannco doesn't have a stroke, and we wouldn't want that, would we? I am being completely serious. I am also stopping the protocol that has led to the escalation of this disaster. (That unfortunately includes @psychoDoctor being allowed to torture Scout, Sniper, and Pyro.) @jeremyWillis @tavishDegroot @janeDoe @redEngie @redPyro @mickMundy @spyCheckme
Killing all phones that's in the general vicinity of Scout for an hour. Probably overboard but I don't really know anymore.
You can't contain me. I've got a surprise of the things in a faraday box.
Miss Pauling, I know I ain't got Engineer levels of IQ but faraday means faraday.
Wow, look at this. The only thing that works on my phone is chittr, how did that happen?
If anyone (Zero) is concerned about the current status of the Scout, I am here to assure you that he is perfectly fine.
C★n he not be?
This is a public statement so that the government doesn't accuse us of anything.
If you were planning to go to a zoo this weekend... Sorry, it's closed.
To Engineer #49856734968743, please stop placing teleporters underneath your teammate's feet to teleport them into a bottomless pit. It's a shitty move. Like a diaper. /ref (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y62URvUUDvw)
you can lead a bot to react but you can't make it hate. give that thing a gun.
I would appreciate fire power. May we meet?
I should ask the Chittr staff for an official Mann Co badge. For me and everyone else on the team.
Oh, there is a robot specifically designed to hate posts? Why am I surprised.
I am not making this up, Gray Mann tried walking into my office with the cheapest disguise I've ever seen, claimed he was new to the town and his name was "Notgar Eymann" and tried to offer me "Cookies". Does he think I'm stupid?
Depends. Did you eat the cookies?
Obviously not! Anyone worth their Australium could easily tell those cookies were poisoned!
Yeah but I think you can beat the poison if you're hard-boiled enough. Or drunk enough.
Eat the cookies anyway and live as a power move. Actually, don't do that.
Sniper has been refusing all of my calls to get onto Chittr. Please get someone (probably Scout) to annoy him into joining. - Log #4894, Pauling.
Can't go wrong with a good steak for lunch!
bunger
Or breakfast. Or dinner. Or even dessert.
A shower actually sounds pretty good right now. I will be gone for maximum 30 minutes. Do not ruin everything while I am gone.
Heh. Heh. You tell people online you're taking a shower? Woowee.
Yes, this will be taken off of my vacation time, Administrator.
@janeDoe [coords.txt] There's a racoon nest in specifically this location.
@adminiStrator I would suggest that you think of a slightly better username, Administrator.
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Oh dear, is there another fight night coming? - 1 John 5:4