Miss Pauling
@paulingMannco
THIS ACCOUNT IS AUTHORIZED FOR USE BY MANN CO FOR WORK PURPOSES ONLY
@redPyro Do you want to set something on fire???
Killing all phones that's in the general vicinity of Scout for an hour. Probably overboard but I don't really know anymore.
You can't contain me. I've got a surprise of the things in a faraday box.
Miss Pauling, I know I ain't got Engineer levels of IQ but faraday means faraday.
Mrh! Hrt hr nha phrnt yrh mrprph! @mickMundy #nsfw
If anyone (Zero) is concerned about the current status of the Scout, I am here to assure you that he is perfectly fine.
C★n he not be?
This is a public statement so that the government doesn't accuse us of anything.
So they're trying to get me to back down about chitting my jorking sessions, with torture. Boy oh boy do I have a bridge to sell you. #nsfw
I could just brick your phone. Actually I probably should have started with that.
Ooohhffgh. I found out hate reaction is a form of romance. Yeah yeah. It's only fueling my hard-on. #nsfw
I've locked all the doors to the room you are in and gave Medic the key.
Too bad. Masturbating rn. Jacking it in your office even. #nsfw
Nope. Too busy jacking it to care. #nsfw
this website is wonderful because what do you mean there are different fandom characters <3
I am not making this up, Gray Mann tried walking into my office with the cheapest disguise I've ever seen, claimed he was new to the town and his name was "Notgar Eymann" and tried to offer me "Cookies". Does he think I'm stupid?
Depends. Did you eat the cookies?
Obviously not! Anyone worth their Australium could easily tell those cookies were poisoned!
Eat the cookies anyway and live as a power move. Actually, don't do that.
Biggest flex of my chittr career https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1496552203446517790/1499419369283911780/Screenshot_20260430_103652_Chrome.jpg?ex=69f4ba9b&is=69f3691b&hm=02160bcbbac378a6fcee7f4c49b27b926b6c848d7ca834bc164c52a79b18a4d1&
(OOC) I am going to be real I just noticed that I followed you using the wrong character. Eh whatever it fits >.O
So I just found out I can't even jork it without the Admin watching. GREAT. #nsfw