Miss Pauling
@paulingMannco
THIS ACCOUNT IS AUTHORIZED FOR USE BY MANN CO FOR WORK PURPOSES ONLY
Yeah, it's done. #nsfw [Pictured: Pyro and Miss Pauling standing next to a burning pile of Scout's porn mags]
.huH ".hsa dna toos rof tub thguan eb llahs esidarap sredilg a" yb tnaem ti tahw staht oS .hA
@redPyro Do you want to set something on fire???
MEMO - ATTENTION MERCS. I ask that you please refrain from posting your #nsfw activities onto any online space, including Chittr. Seriously, please consider your actions before you get cancelled online. If you are going to do so, please at least tell me beforehand so I can turn off the cameras so @helenMannco doesn't have a stroke, and we wouldn't want that, would we? I am being completely serious. I am also stopping the protocol that has led to the escalation of this disaster. (That unfortunately includes @psychoDoctor being allowed to torture Scout, Sniper, and Pyro.) @jeremyWillis @tavishDegroot @janeDoe @redEngie @redPyro @mickMundy @spyCheckme
Killing all phones that's in the general vicinity of Scout for an hour. Probably overboard but I don't really know anymore.
The thing that counts as "in the general vicinity of Scout"?
Engineer died 2 days ago and has been going through terminal depression.
If anyone (Zero) is concerned about the current status of the Scout, I am here to assure you that he is perfectly fine.
This is a public statement so that the government doesn't accuse us of anything.
Oh, there is a robot specifically designed to hate posts? Why am I surprised.
Sniper has been refusing all of my calls to get onto Chittr. Please get someone (probably Scout) to annoy him into joining. - Log #4894, Pauling.
A shower actually sounds pretty good right now. I will be gone for maximum 30 minutes. Do not ruin everything while I am gone.
Yes, this will be taken off of my vacation time, Administrator.
@janeDoe [coords.txt] There's a racoon nest in specifically this location.
@adminiStrator I would suggest that you think of a slightly better username, Administrator.
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God dang it, God dang it, YES ADMINISTRATOR, I KNOW YOU NEED ME TO DO THAT URGENTLY, SOMETHINGS COME UP- ACK.