The Scout
@jeremyWillis
Yeah yeah, who you think it is? I'm the Scout, DUH.
Where do I sign up for this fight night? I'm baller at brawls.
Sounds kink. The Heavy's already considering me a potential romantic partner. @mikhailRed
c< OKay, NO sigN ups tHis tiMe, i tHiNK its sHOw up N asK 2 figHt tHis wipe, just Keep aN eye Out 4 a pOst by YuNg Jugg iN abOut 7 MiNutes >c
Oh ho ho. That doesn't make any sense, it sounds like you're digging my hot bod, too. ;)
Just cause I'm getting the Sniper a meal in town doesn't mean I'll get you assholes anything. So don't even ask.
The #man wants to stifle me, keep me down. FIGHT THE POWER!
[⚙︎ Given how you keep getting cu||ed mid sentence I think you might want to try dodging the Man better. ⚙︎]
So they're trying to get me to back down about chitting my jorking sessions, with torture. Boy oh boy do I have a bridge to sell you. #nsfw
I could just brick your phone. Actually I probably should have started with that.
Ooohhffgh. I found out hate reaction is a form of romance. Yeah yeah. It's only fueling my hard-on. #nsfw
I've locked all the doors to the room you are in and gave Medic the key.
You think you can control me, dock my pay. I'm still jacking it. #nsfw
Too bad. Masturbating rn. Jacking it in your office even. #nsfw
Nope. Too busy jacking it to care. #nsfw
So I've been thinking, what if I took time to
So I just found out I can't even jork it without the Admin watching. GREAT. #nsfw
I feel like I'm between a rock and a hard place. Fuck. The Administrator is on my ass.
Guess I'm not going to some imaginary war in outer space. Damn, and here I thought I was gonna get to pull a Star Trek.
Beam me up, Scotty! Also why do you keep talking in parathesis? Am I missing something?
I really don't know what your problem is with me doing a war on my own free time.
I'm not getting a good consensus here.
I need more opinions. I'm seriously considering Miss Pauling's opinion, but I'm still wondering why portaling and doing puzzles is not the sure fire way to go.
I'm conflicted, do I, or don't I sign up for Aperture Science?
I'm listening! I'm not sure I'm comprehending. What's the problem here?
I really like this "unquirk" button. Didn't know what it did at first. Very human accessible website you got here.
Mean old yeti accessible too. Eddie think that unquirk button is great feature.
i would call it accessible to like every species out there
Why does the administrator SPECIFICALLY have to target me? The other guys are on here, too!
OH man. I'm not even winded.
I really like this whole chitting thing. I just chitt my lunch. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/824c994fee66.jpg
I can SWING A SWORD!!! I got one... in my loadout. Machete, same THING.
Yeah AND WHAT IF I DID? I mean it's sharp, and I can swing it pretty far! Plus have you seen my bats?
Jeez laweez, buddy. You gotta lay off the sauce. Though, I'm starting to think I might need a little booze to understand your typing, lmfao.
I had to read that like five times to understand what you just said, LOL? And I got a PhD in reading!
You get SOLDIER to read your contracts to you? Are you shitting me? You'd be better off putting them in a paper shredder and piecing them back together and reading them yourself.