The Scout

-100 from your pay. It's now -200 from your normal pay. Keep this up and you won't be happy.

↩ @helenMannco[HM]

I already get paid in pennies! WHAT.

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

You won't be happy if you keep this up.

I'm conflicted, do I, or don't I sign up for Aperture Science?

Kult: +35

Kull: +35

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.00

Do not sign up.

Don't.

Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DO NOT

Karama Golthi

@megaloMemes[MM]

c< i dONt recOMMeNd it >c

↩ @helenMannco[HM]

I'm listening! I'm not sure I'm comprehending. What's the problem here?

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

I told you to not do it. -100 from your pay.

Do it.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @psychoDoctor

@psychoDoctor

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

Leave me alone.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Do your job.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @helenMannco[HM]

I'm clocked out!

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

Fine.

I really like this "unquirk" button. Didn't know what it did at first. Very human accessible website you got here.

Kult: +22

Kull: +15

Total: 37

Ratio: 1.47

Eddie the Mean Old Yeti

@meEddie[ME]

Mean old yeti accessible too. Eddie think that unquirk button is great feature.

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

Dave Strider

@turntechStrider[TS]

i would call it accessible to like every species out there

↩ @turntechStrider[TS]

Well now I'm aware there's apes on the site, too.

Why does the administrator SPECIFICALLY have to target me? The other guys are on here, too!

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

Nighttime Knifemare

@darknessRising[DR]

h�ly 🝜HIτ SCoＵT Ͳf2

↩ @darknessRising[DR]

Yeah yeah, that's my name, don't wear it out.

OH man. I'm not even winded.

Kult: +35

Kull: +32

Total: 67

Ratio: 1.09

Are you doing your job properly?

↩ @helenMannco[HM]

W-... yeah??

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

No. I can see you. Don't lie to me again. Work harder.

↩ @helenMannco[HM]

I'm working hard, ma'am!!!

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

Work harder. This conversation is over.

↩ @helenMannco[HM]

...

Kull: +2

Total: 2

I really like this whole chitting thing. I just chitt my lunch. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/824c994fee66.jpg

Kult: +145

Kull: +125

Total: 270

Ratio: 1.16

↩ @tavishDegroot[TD]

LAST THIRTY MINUTES? Yo, SERIOUSLY, Cyclops???

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

yaah considerin th sicrumpystances ive been ecseptionally nice

↩ @tavishDegroot[TD]

I had to read that like five times to understand what you just said, LOL? And I got a PhD in reading!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

aw daes gouda lad wecoulda lways use a team reader me eyes ainthca what they used to be ya see ive ben just signin mey work contracts after getin soldier to red em for mee

↩ @tavishDegroot[TD]

You get SOLDIER to read your contracts to you? Are you shitting me? You'd be better off putting them in a paper shredder and piecing them back together and reading them yourself.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

ooooh hes not that bad! he got me plenny a guod beneifts! he werent owrong to sprintg for the dental plan ya gotta take carea yar teeth whilel yor still yung pal cant rely on medic ta kep puttin ya treth back in

↩ @tavishDegroot[TD]

Speaking of the Medic. Why'd you ring the devil??? GOD.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

sorey

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tavishDegroot[TD]

Yeah yeah. I'll accept your apology.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Everyone, celebrate, the Medic quit social media.

Kult: +75

Kull: +70

Total: 145

Ratio: 1.07

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

Diamonds Droog.

@draconianDignitary[DD]

What a specific and highly narrow use case weapon. Interesting.

↩ @draconianDignitary[DD]

Yeah yeah yeah, that ain't the only thing though, I've got a good load out. Here, check it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I believe the Medic has not quit social media, but instead, and I quote, is "going to get some rest so I don't immediately wrangle out Scout's neck when I see his face."

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @paulingMannco[PM]

You know you have a way with words, Miss Pauling?

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

I tend to word things as carefully as possible, yes.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @paulingMannco[PM]

Yeah you wanna do that wordy wording things again? Real appreciative.

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

Not right now. Something's come up.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Stop telling lies about me.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @psychoDoctor[PD]

I'll tell all I want about you, and thensome.

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

That doesn't scare me.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

I'm still here. The match is over, and I'm less likely to die mid chitt!

Kult: +45

Kull: +35

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.29

Siiiiick!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @variedFates[VF]

WOAH dude you look SICK.

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

Thanks!! You look cool too!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @variedFates[VF]

Yeah yeah, obviously. I am hot after all.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

5 hours ago

Heh, yea, I mean I haven't met too many humans on here but you do seem attractive

↩ @variedFates[VF]

5 hours ago

Yeah...? ;) You think I'm attractive, huh?

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

5 hours ago

You're one of the flirty types, huh? Or at least trying to be, lol Yeah you're pretty cute

Ya'll get into a discord together, and now you suddenly ain't chittin'? What's up with that.

Kult: +25

Kull: +25

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.00

Focusing.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @psychoDoctor[PD]

Focus on https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b84576bfcb78.png

Well unfortunately, not all of us have the time to do nothing. Maybe you would like a contract?

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

HA. HA. HA.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @paulingMannco[PM]

I could use something to do, yeah.

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

What's up my d

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Marzha Merald

@guidingSaunter[GS]

OoP TherE He GoeS AgaiN I ThinK~

Aw fuck, I got a migriane coming on. MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kult: +65

Kull: +65

Total: 130

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

Scout.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @paulingMannco[PM]

Miss Pauling.

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

Answer the question, Scout.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @paulingMannco[PM]

What question was that again?

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

How did you get a migraine?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @paulingMannco[PM]

I got a kink in my neck, y'know.

↩ @paulingMannco[PM]

He's brain damaged.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @psychoDoctor[PD]

AS IF.

↩ @psychoDoctor[PD]

...Yeah I'll buy into that.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @paulingMannco[PM]

Seriously, it's not letting up, and the Medic won't give me any healing!

The Medic really wants in my pants, he's SO FUCKING OBSESSED with me. I don't blame him. I am hot.

Kult: +9

Kull: +5

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.80

Can I chitt something out without getting my ass handed to me in the middle of 2fort?

Kult: +157

Kull: +155

Total: 312

Ratio: 1.01

↩ @psychoDoctor[PD]

Yes I do.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

Marzha Merald

@guidingSaunter[GS]

KicK TheiR AsseS!!!

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

The Spy

@spyCheckme[SC]

I don't complain when I die. Unlike you.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @spyCheckme[SC]

When did you see me complaining? You know. Aside from this post.

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

The Spy

@spyCheckme[SC]

Everyday.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

The Demoman

@tartanSpartan[TS]

I'm nae goin' tae hear this from the one gettin' his arse stabbed sideways! Head in the game, lad! See ye on the field!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Scout, please refrain from using social media in the middle of the battlefield.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @spyCheckme[SC]

That's a no good lie.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @paulingMannco[PM]

The Spy

@spyCheckme[SC]

Listen to her.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @paulingMannco[PM]

Oh... alright, yeah, yeah. I'll go to the respawn room. ;)

You're telling me this off the wall alien website doesn't want me to kn

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Feiris Synnex

@tentativeTantalizer[TT]

'kn'What?

Can the Heavy please join and tell the Medic to stop being a LUNATIC. Or the Engineer, I'm dying here.

Kult: +40

Kull: +40

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.00

Heavy does not control me.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @psychoDoctor[PD]

...But Dell does?

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

If he wanted to. I respect him I would allow him to control me if he brought up a good point.

↩ @psychoDoctor[PD]

...Wowie.

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

I also respect Heavy but I control him not the other way around.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @psychoDoctor[PD]

Yeah well. Yeah, well. Yeah. Well.

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

Did you glitch?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @psychoDoctor[PD]

NO.

Even with the Demo joining the roster, I'm still the best, of the best. Hands down.

Kult: +35

Kull: +40

Total: 75

Ratio: 0.88

Please just shut up.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @psychoDoctor[PD]

Already said, make me.

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

I'm putting two baboon uterus' in you now.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @psychoDoctor[PD]

FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME.

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]

Obviously.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @psychoDoctor[PD]

Eat ASS.

↩ @jeremyWillis[JW]