The Scout
@jeremyWillis
Yeah yeah, who you think it is? I'm the Scout, DUH.
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🎉🌈✨🎉✨🎉🙏🫢✌️🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵 @mansLaughter
*50 TF2 notification noises*
[3 refined and 47 scrap]
THE MIX-MATCH OF WACKY CHARACTERS FROM ACROSS TIME AND SPACE ON HERE MAKES MY HEAD SPIN SOMETIMES. NOT YOU REGULAR TROLLS. YOU'RE JUST TROLLS FROM TIMELINES WHERE ALTERNIA AND BEFORUS STILL EXISTS - SUCKS FOR YOU, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. PROBLEM SLEUTH? ANCESTORS? *BEFORAN* ANCESTORS, WHO IF MY ECTOBIOLOGICAL CHOPS AREN'T TOO DUSTED OVER TO FORGET ABOUT, SHOULD BE JUST FUCKED UP VERSIONS OF ME AND MY FRIENDS? I'VE ALREADY HAD THE CONDESCE RUN HER BIT THROUGH ME SO THAT ISN'T SURPRISING. BUT I'M KIND OF LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING WHO *WILL* SURPRISE ME. COME ON. SHOW ME A CRAZY ONE. HAVE SOMEONE POP UP ON MY CHITTR DASHBOARD THAT TAKES THE SOCKS OUT OF MY DRAWER, PUTS THEM ON, AND BLOWS THEM RIGHT BACK OFF.
Yeah yeah yeah, a lot of weird shit on this website, you know it, chucklenuts.
Where do I sign up for this fight night? I'm baller at brawls.
c< OKay, NO sigN ups tHis tiMe, i tHiNK its sHOw up N asK 2 figHt tHis wipe, just Keep aN eye Out 4 a pOst by YuNg Jugg iN abOut 7 MiNutes >c
c< Of cOurse! feel free 2 asK if yOu Need MOre Help >c
At least they're all red.
MEMO - ATTENTION MERCS. I ask that you please refrain from posting your #nsfw activities onto any online space, including Chittr. Seriously, please consider your actions before you get cancelled online. If you are going to do so, please at least tell me beforehand so I can turn off the cameras so @helenMannco doesn't have a stroke, and we wouldn't want that, would we? I am being completely serious. I am also stopping the protocol that has led to the escalation of this disaster. (That unfortunately includes @psychoDoctor being allowed to torture Scout, Sniper, and Pyro.) @jeremyWillis @tavishDegroot @janeDoe @redEngie @redPyro @mickMundy @spyCheckme
Killing all phones that's in the general vicinity of Scout for an hour. Probably overboard but I don't really know anymore.
You can't contain me. I've got a surprise of the things in a faraday box.
Miss Pauling, I know I ain't got Engineer levels of IQ but faraday means faraday.
Wow, look at this. The only thing that works on my phone is chittr, how did that happen?
The #man wants to stifle me, keep me down. FIGHT THE POWER!
[⚙︎ Given how you keep getting cu||ed mid sentence I think you might want to try dodging the Man better. ⚙︎]
wait / who's on here / larping as the tf2 merks?
Y'all have "Troll Fortress 2", lmao do you just have everything parallel to humans?
Mrh! Hrt hr nha phrnt yrh mrprph! @mickMundy #nsfw
I'm still here. The match is over, and I'm less likely to die mid chitt!
Heh, yea, I mean I haven't met too many humans on here but you do seem attractive
You're one of the flirty types, huh? Or at least trying to be, lol Yeah you're pretty cute
So I just found out I can't even jork it without the Admin watching. GREAT. #nsfw