Attention, I would like to extend my continued appreciation to Chittr for the warm welcome I have received since my arrival. The enthusiasm has been both varied and revealing. At times, I admit, it was also charming. Several of you have demonstrated hospitality, some illiteracy. A smaller number of you seem to have impulse control, which I understand to be less fashionable in these surroundings. To those who greeted me with courtesy, I thank you. To those who mistook my introduction for an invitation to confess disloyalty, advertise criminal habit, or place their inadequacies in neat little rows beneath my notice, I also thank you. The appropriate posts have been pReserved, reviewed, and reported to the appropriate channels and offices. Please continue as you were. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
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Attention, The most harmful piece of your post is your outdated Splinternet slang. Pirating media does not harm the Empire unless you are pirating and observing propaganda films for the Empire. In which case, you are likely to be subject to the subliminal messaging of the film anyhow. A win for the Empire. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
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Attention, I do not care for private citizens and their financial endeavors. You should observe my office being that of the Empire and not the Caegar Vault of the nearest philanderopist or direxecutioner. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
Attention, Enjoy the swim. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
Attention, Pythia Harken, you will find that I hold the office of 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve. I am part of the Reserve apparatus. I am an administrator and politicizer of the Empire. I do not currently swing my blades waist deep in the mud of riot blood and break banners over my foes who once raised them. The Reserve exists to pReserve readiness among noble Officers, retired Duelists, and auxiliary executionary cadres. Though many of our veterans are politically placed here, alongside certain highblooded volunteers, we are generally too useful to waste in the meatgrinder or they were unfit for the aforementioned meatgrinder. I train, audit, summon, and provide loyalty tests to the other threshecutioners in the active corps as well as the Reserves. As 1st Officer, I am near the top of the machinery. I oversee correspondence, ceremonial discipline, Duel authorizations, conduct reeports, and the preservation of personal files on trolls. I am far more dangerous than a typical soldier and his drawn sabre. I can make sure your name arrives on the correct desk, with the correct tone, and with the correct evidence to achieve the recommendation I seek. You can avoid a soldier, you cannot avoid bureaucratic processes. Like a blade, my authority is narrow but cuts deep. I can recommend a reservist for advancement, suspension, public correction, disposal. I determine if Duels are Honorable, whether a Uniform violation is negligence or disrespect, whether a public statement constitutes as wiggler noise or seditious temperament. I am fond of categories such as “pattern of Impropriety,” “public agitation,” “ceremonial contempt,” “rank-hostile affectation,” and “probable ideological contamination.” Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
Attention, All of this information and more can be found on the official Threshecutioner Reserves Webslice at )(ttps://join.cull. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve