I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A SECRETARY OR BE A SECRETARY
What would I hire a secretary for? And why would I want to be a secretary? I don't have the time for that.
YOU WANT TO SECRETARY BC SHE DOES TAXES, YOU CAN KISS HER, HIT HER WHATEVS.
I don't exactly have an income, and there's only one person I want to kiss. I also don't like hitting people. This isn't very convincing, I'm afraid.