No notes on the #fightnight bloodshed. The bloodshed’s great. Just a distinct lack of bloody open-mawed kissing, is all. #disappointed
I want to kill you really bad. Very badly do I want to kill you.
Youhad your chance to get in thr ring and do just that. You missed it.
I WAS NEVER GOING TO GET IN THE RING WITH YOU NO MATTER HOW BAD YOU WANT IT. YOU’RE the one who’s meant to be taking off your shirt and participating in a crowing cluckbeast fight for my amusement. *I* would not make such savagery PUBLIC where everyone and their lusus can watch. I merely dutifully cheer when somebody else does.
And I would have LOVED to take off my shirt and participate in a crowing cluckbeast fight for your amusement. Because I know you would have beenglued to it. But unfortunately now we both sit trapped here.
WHICH WE DON’T HAVE TO BE, BTW. WE CAN BOTH LEAVE AT ANY TIME. AT THE SAME TIME, EVEN. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LEFT FOR EITHER OF US IN THIS LOCATION. YOU ARE BEING WILLFULLY OBTUSE.
THAT’S. That’s. Okay. You know what? Yes. At the exact same time. NO funny business. And we’ll call it even. Okay??? *____
So be it.